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The bomb shelter thread.



Well, it`s less than a week since the season finished and we`ve already got people calling each other a variety of rude names in the transfer thread.

Apparently, we`re a shambles as we haven`t signed anyone or got rid of anyone.

I love this place lol
I’ve heard on the grapevine than James is off and we’re signing Jojo Shelvey as our midfield enforce. It might have been the grape vine or a bottle of wine.
 
I see your broken glass and raise you with running through brick walls.
I think we should replace the whole medical part of the transfer, because we only break new players anyway.

Replace it with the super-bloo to test the potential new signing's commitment to our cause. Make them run through a brick wall before climbing over rusty barbed wire and then crawl through broken glass to get to the new contract.

Can't see James doing that, can you? We would soon sort these fakers and cowards out.

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I think we should replace the whole medical part of the transfer, because we only break new players anyway.

Replace it with the super-bloo to test the potential new signing's commitment to our cause. Make them run through a brick wall before climbing over rusty barbed wire and then crawl through broken glass to get to the new contract.

Can't see James doing that, can you? We would soon sort these fakers and cowards out.

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Would probably look good in the away kit too.
 
I see your broken glass and raise you with running through brick walls.

I`m waiting for an opportune moment to throw in, that prior to signing, maybe all future signings should spend a week with the SAS in the Outer Hebrides, with nothing but a Swiss Army Knife, a ball of fishing line, a couple of hooks and a bit of tarpaulin.
 

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