The bomb shelter thread.

[NathDogg]

Thank god for this place, domestos martinis and frazzles.

I'm very sad about how the whole thing has transpired, and credited Ancelotti with a bit more honesty and respect for us fans, especially after he was so vocal about how bad the ESL was for football, and talking up the project and how he wanted to be with us at BMD.

Lesson learnt there - the next guy will need to earn my respect and loyalty with performances on the pitch.

Anyone for a harpic shot? Up Everton.

 

[LostLegend]

I'm not saying that EFC is an accursed madhouse that could drive even the most patient of managers away, but imagine taking a 50% pay cut & going to a club in near financial ruin with likely very little in the way of a transfer budget, is potentially getting booted out of the CL next season and has a hierarchy that is notoriously impatient, all just to escape the Everton floppy fathers.

 

[Devanski]

Come here, have a brew. The rage will pass and it's good to vent occasionally.

No biscuits ffs!







Thanks anjelika

 

[Gwladysover]

Feel I have been taken for a mug so will just park myself in here for the foreseeable future. I have a large supply of wool and knitting patterns which will keep me quiet so I won’t be any trouble. Have crate of assorted biscuits, fudge and Lindt chocolate - feel free to help yourselves.

 

[Death]

I just relatively heard the news.

 

[The binman chronicles]

When Carlo gets sacked by Rich Watford in 6 months I’d have him back

Think that wouldn't go down well. We'd need to upgrade the bunker first.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Think that wouldn't go down well. We'd need to upgrade the bunker first.

Upgrading even more? We'll be on an episode of Extreme Engineering for not too long.

 

[LinekersLegs]

I’ve decided to pretend that Everton don’t exist for a bit.

 

[Toast]

You think the Everton forums are bad, I’m waiting for me arl fella to phone now I’m back from work..

He will use swears I’ve never even heard of before.
I could record it and get it trending..

 

[The binman chronicles]

Upgrading even more? We'll be on an episode of Extreme Engineering for not too long.

"This place is earthquake proof and could withstand a direct hit from a nuclear weapon"

One bad season later...

"The bunker has been undermined and destroyed by a bunch of raving mad Evertonians"

 

[anjelikaferrett]

No biscuits ffs!







Thanks anjelika

Sorry, schoolgirl error - there are always biscuits!

 

[Encoder]

If anyone needs me I'll be sat in the corner reeking of piss, beer and broken hearts.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

You think the Everton forums are bad, I’m waiting for me arl fella to phone now I’m back from work..

He will use swears I’ve never even heard of before.
I could record it and get it trending..

I have put off ringing my Dad tonight for that exact reason. Retired seafarer - he knows words I've never heard of!

 

[Toast]

If anyone needs me I'll be sat in the corner reeking of piss, beer and broken hearts.

At least you kept Derby up Wayne.

 

[bluerobert]

Is it time to break out the Magners and Magnums?