The bomb shelter thread.

[Sassy Colombian]

Hahahahaha That would be most welcome! I’m not sure that’s enough to make them stop with Benitez and Potter shouts though. We may have to rethink

Omg those shouts about Benitez are making me ill. I couldn’t see anyone less fit for our club than him, or Potter. James will definitely leave if Benitez is the manager because there is bad blood between those two.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

You name it and I'll get it on the menu

Awww, thanks for being so accommodating.

If you are willing to take some exports then I will ship some growlers of this locally brewed lime agave ginger beer that is super tasty.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Heineken Export is decent in Holland, but dreadful over here for some reason.

Big fan of the Cherry and Rasberry beers too.

Like them too yeah, but mainly on a hot summer day.

This one being my fave. The glass is also superb


And this is probably my fave special beer of them all.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Awww, thanks for being so accommodating.

If you are willing to take some exports then I will ship some growlers of this locally brewed lime agave ginger beer that is super tasty.

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A Dutch-Colombian export trade? Think we might better do this by pm. lol

 

[LinekersLegs]

It's been relatively quiet in here for a few days. Gave me the time to upgrade the shelter a bit more. All this popcorning, wummimg and fishing in the E-sector must make a man/woman thirsty.

With that in mind I'm now happy to announce the newly added bar-lounge for opened.
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From 9pm-10pm every day it's happy hour. 2 for the price of one, with a vast variety of ales, lagers, spirits, cocktails and bleaches from all over the world to choose from.

You can find the bar opposite to @the sniderman butties shop, next to the latrines. Don't worry about the stench, as that's something we probably have to get used to when we move to the new stadium at BMD.

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, it's time to relax.

Dress code: Casual but no pissy pants allowed.

There is a notable absence of box wine but looking forward to trying the margaritas.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

There is a notable absence of box wine but looking forward to trying the margaritas.

Damn, will get them on the menu asap.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

The DCL thread is all kinds of horrendous at the moment.

Apparently he said to the press that he’d like to play in the CL, but is happy at Everton at the moment.
This has, as you would expect, been translated in to all sorts of subliminal statements by the usual.

“tHiNk’S hE’s tOo bIg FoR uS lAd”

“nEeDs tO dO mOrE tHaN a FeW tAp iNs, LAD”

‘sake

Nobody disses Dom on my watch. Going in.

 

[Jimishorts]

Nobody disses Dom on my watch. Going in.

Godspeed and don’t forget the vodka.

 

[COYBL25]

Big Oil attempting to bore people into submission in the new manager thread.

It’s worked on me.

 

[Jimishorts]

Big Oil attempting to bore people into submission in the new manager thread.

It’s worked on me.

Todays football thread has gone all current affairs as well.

Far more entertaining than the match tbf.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Threads. Threads. Threads.

So. Many. Threads.

 

[COYBL25]

Todays football thread has gone all current affairs as well.

Far more entertaining than the match tbf.

His levels of repeating the same thing over and over again, but in an ever so slightly different way, is just incredible.

Heaven help is all if one day he decides to take Dave on.

It could go on for days if not weeks.

 

[Toast]

His levels of repeating the same thing over and over again, but in an ever so slightly different way, is just incredible.

Heaven help is all if one day he decides to take Dave on.

It could go on for days if not weeks.

“Yeah, I know you are, but what am I ?”

 

[LinekersLegs]

Todays football thread has gone all current affairs as well.

Far more entertaining than the match tbf.

Gammon, woke, tart, bell - getting a bit frisky in there isn’t it!

 

[Toast]

Gammon, woke, tart, bell - getting a bit frisky in there isn’t it!

The word ‘tart’ is massively under used nowadays apart from by my dad.