The bomb shelter thread.

[JimmyJeffers]

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lol Did @ForeverBlue92 forget his password or something?

 

[Death]

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Mainly crude MSPaint drawings and gif reactions. Ratios mean nothing.

I completely share your point of view. Circa 40 mins ago.

 

[MikeH72]

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Here come the big guns lads, step aside

 

[PhilM]

Sniff if

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I’d like to see your laugh to like ratio as I suspect it’s high. Like I’d like see Zat’s finger to everything else ratio as that’ll be off the scale.

 

[john jako]

Do fingers count in your reaction score?? Finger me lads and lasses

 

[MikeH72]

Do fingers count in your reaction score?? Finger me lads and lasses

Let’s ask the most fingered poster in GOT history:



Oh.

 

[PhilM]

Let’s ask the most fingered poster in GOT history:

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Oh.

The Kopite Arteta is the new kid on the block.

 

[Jimishorts]

I’d like to see your laugh to like ratio as I suspect it’s high. Like I’d like see Zat’s finger to everything else ratio as that’ll be off the scale.

 

[PhilM]

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Impressive indeed. More laughs than young boys that Zat’s scouted.

 

[orly]

Here come the big guns lads, step aside

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Do you know what is really awful. Of my 36,000 posts, I'm quite proud of:

- longer articles about club media / strategy (roughly 10 of these total)
- the amazingly bile-inducing Weasel Index which caused vastly more polarised opinion than I could imagine (about 8 of these)
- The Centre Frandely Party (20 posts)
- the Danger Wars (probably 200 posts)
- Recent memes about salmon butties (50 posts)

So out of 36,000 less than 300 are slightly better than utter tripe, and that's a self-assessment

 

[Jimishorts]

Impressive indeed. More laughs than young boys that Zat’s scouted.

most of them are from cat gifs and photoshopping dav-ek so it all feels a bit hollow tbh.

 

[MikeH72]

Do you know what is really awful. Of my 36,000 posts, I'm quite proud of:

- longer articles about club media / strategy (roughly 10 of these total)
- the amazingly bile-inducing Weasel Index which caused vastly more polarised opinion than I could imagine (about 8 of these)
- The Centre Frandely Party (20 posts)
- the Danger Wars (probably 200 posts)
- Recent memes about salmon butties (50 posts)

So out of 36,000 less than 300 are slightly better than utter tripe, and that's a self-assessment

You must bring back the weasel index for this sure to be prolonged manager search.

 

[orly]

You must bring back the weasel index for this sure to be prolonged manager search.

Sadly - and this was unforeseen - no-one feels the need to put their head above the parapet on this yet. The best summer was definitely 2016 or whenever Moshiri first came in because so many people were trying to blag it during the chaos.

Here are some examples:

Will next season be a write off?

Most likely

www.grandoldteam.com

1 trophy in nearly 30 years proves that instant success is unrealistic. I'd ask you for your opinion but you'd just spout some nonsense about weasels.

Joaquin Correa

I did my research and that’s mum but hey nothing wrong with dating older women so good for Rooney! There’s old then there’s blue rinse and zimmer frame old. Also don’t think it’s classed as dating when you pay for their time lol

www.grandoldteam.com

Please God no.

We have had enough of that idiocy previously.

Everton Transfer Thread - Summer 2020

By all means he’s certainly not stupid but if you look at our team on paper, experience wise, as an experienced manager yourselff you’d certainly fancy your chances of changing the fortunes of the club. I imagine one of the first games he will have probably watched is the Chelsea home game when...

www.grandoldteam.com

I used to come on here and read up what people who knew more about world football that I do thought of our potential targets. Some good shouts, some dodgy shouts and some Charles Manson level doolally shouts, but always enjoyable nonetheless. But I think Orly and his weasel index has effectively killed this chat as everybody is scarred to get indexed, I find that a little sad, As it makes this forum slightly less enjoyable. So can we get back to unleashing the mad, bad and the mildly bewildered for a few days, perhaps run a weasel amnesty? Just to lighten the mood and get back to the pre-index levels of gibberish and delusion?

And that's just since August 2020

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Do you know what is really awful. Of my 36,000 posts, I'm quite proud of:

- longer articles about club media / strategy (roughly 10 of these total)
- the amazingly bile-inducing Weasel Index which caused vastly more polarised opinion than I could imagine (about 8 of these)
- The Centre Frandely Party (20 posts)
- the Danger Wars (probably 200 posts)
- Recent memes about salmon butties (50 posts)

So out of 36,000 less than 300 are slightly better than utter tripe, and that's a self-assessment

Brought a tear to my eye when @Joey66 achieved mole status.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Do you know what is really awful. Of my 36,000 posts, I'm quite proud of:

- longer articles about club media / strategy (roughly 10 of these total)
- the amazingly bile-inducing Weasel Index which caused vastly more polarised opinion than I could imagine (about 8 of these)
- The Centre Frandely Party (20 posts)
- the Danger Wars (probably 200 posts)
- Recent memes about salmon butties (50 posts)

So out of 36,000 less than 300 are slightly better than utter tripe, and that's a self-assessment

Oh mate, your sterling work in the Sunderland thread was probably 400 posts worth of slow burn head popping.