The bomb shelter thread.

[Jimishorts]

The bog is stinking in here like. Hasn’t been cleaned in weeks and got some smelly asses about..

Cause people keep tagging in douche bags

That and the lack of fresh vegetables.

 

[Death]

He's infected, leave him to wander. There is nothing human left in that body.

If today we succumb to our pity for those floppy souls already lost, then there will be none of us left to enjoy the pickled onion Monster Munch of tomorrow.

Marnie is working on a cure with the brown pot noodle and vodka. This guy can be the one.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

We need some lights in here FFS. I have just poured half a bottle of vodka in to a beef and tomato Pot Noodle.

Pass that here son

 

[john jako]

Weird the way some of us treat this like role play in here. What the fook is happening to us. Am 31 years old and I go in a cyber bomb shelter and pretend am in hiding with a bunch of strangers.

Anyone fancy a bum?

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

We need some lights in here FFS. I have just poured half a bottle of vodka in to a beef and tomato Pot Noodle.

 

[Jimishorts]

a cure with the brown pot noodle and vodka

OMG @Frang. was on to something.

 

[Jimishorts]

this like role play in here

 

[ClausThomsen]

Just seen the multi paragraph wall of text about Nuno Santo with detailed tactical breakdowns of his entire career....

And the first reply is @Toast posting a Numberwang clip.

Beautiful, just beautiful.

 

[marnie]

It’s a proper pot noodle gaff this isn’t it. Few pepperami chasers aswell.

If i had poured it in to a Bombay Bad Boy I'd be fuming JJ.

Pass that here son

Oh Oh I must have dropped it on the floor. Cos of the lighting in here

 

[Moomin]

Finger me @IsoPepsi

Who was that cat?

 

[Jimishorts]

some of us treat this like role play in here

Which I’d known this was role play, would have chosen something different than a 40 something, depressed, Everton fan.

I could have been a contender.

Ffs.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Who was that cat?

That mad siggy thing

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Weird the way some of us treat this like role play in here. What the fook is happening to us. Am 31 years old and I go in a cyber bomb shelter and pretend am in hiding with a bunch of strangers.

Anyone fancy a bum?

I love this thread. Makes me laugh on a daily basis.

Oh and if it's role play, hello boys thanks for the invite

 

[ClausThomsen]

If i had poured it in to a Bombay Bad Boy I'd be fuming JJ.

Oh Oh I must have dropped it on the floor. Cos of the lighting in here

 

[larbert toffee]

Weird the way some of us treat this like role play in here. What the fook is happening to us. Am 31 years old and I go in a cyber bomb shelter and pretend am in hiding with a bunch of strangers.

Anyone fancy a bum?

No but who knows after a few of those pot noodles.