The bomb shelter thread.

[Terrarian]

Let me clear the air guys. I dont wanna cause a civil war in the still waters of the shelter. Benitez is the only cure to what ills outside these walls. We don't wanna be stuck in here forever do we?

We must wipe out the zombie hoard and start a new.

Pass me a Smirnoff Pot Noddle.

Pot noddle sounds interesting

 

[Death]

Pot noddle sounds interesting

I normally do it with woman. But with a bit of tweaking we can make it work.

 

[PhilM]

Let me clear the air guys. I dont wanna cause a civil war in the still waters of the shelter. Benitez is the only cure to what ills outside these walls. We don't wanna be stuck in here forever do we?

We must wipe out the zombie hoard and start a new.

Pass me a Smirnoff Pot Noddle.

The people have spoken.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

I'm planning to give a talk on British wildflowers in the bar tonight. I know bog all about them but it might pass the time while we ride out the storm. Daisy, dandielion, buttercup, nettle, I have a PowerPoint.

Not that I didn’t enjoy it or anything but can I suggest you install a Popperpoint for your next presentation.

 

[JammyP]

It's not a happy place out there.
Beware

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Despite regular pish floods from E-Sector, our Shelter garden is looking well.

 

[COYBL25]

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Despite regular pish floods from E-Sector, our Shelter garden is looking well.

@Joey66 can you look after the garden for us, when Rafael is appointed and we have to lockdown in the shelter ?

We’ll pay you in used Dyson parts if that’s okay with you ?

 

[Joey66]

@Joey66 can you look after the garden for us, when Rafael is appointed and we have to lockdown in the shelter ?

We’ll pay you in used Dyson parts if that’s okay with you ?

The fat sod can cut his own grass - depending on what type it is ....you will be ahead of me in the queue lol

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Is my Bar & Lounge Pub safe lads, or would it be wiser to put away the terrace furniture and barricade everything?

 

[verreauxi]

I've scored a case of buckfast wine, aka Lurgen's Champagne. Let's get weird.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Come on Everton, do something unexpected and totally unpopular. It's getting far too quiet for my liking in here.

 

[Toast]

The forum is on a knife edge tonight.

 

[PhilM]

The forum is on a knife edge tonight.

Any sign posts Senor Toast to the mayhem?

 

[Toast]

Any sign posts Senor Toast to the mayhem?

No mayhem yet.
It’s coming on though..
And it’s coming on strong..

 

[verreauxi]

My kid was napping and I was watching Poland-Spain and *unthinkingly* drinking strong IPAs for the last 2 hours while he was asleep. Thankfully his mom is also here.

If I fall asleep in the simulation UV-sun room, can you not write "pig farts" on my chest with sunblock. Thanks. And don't tag-in riff-raff.