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The bomb shelter thread.
- Thread starter JimmyJeffers
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Bluetintedspecs
Player Valuation: £6m
Thought you'd never ask. Looks like my lie down will have to wait.
*goes to fetch lube.
Ok, who used the last of the lube. Sake.
Death
I'll take down dat coal powered MG, I tel u Hwat
I can export some curry gin noodles into you from my body via tube no hassle.
Bluetintedspecs
Player Valuation: £6m
Things I thought I'd never see:
Genetically engineered babies.
Human organs grown from stem cells.
Donald Trump as president.
Leicester winning the league.
A tortoise shagging a croc (croc sandal not reptile).
Death offering to export curry gin noodles from his body into mine via tube.
He`s only warming up.
If England win, his head will be spinning around like the girl from the Exorcist.
He`s been sneaking little bombs in every now and again about the MURDERER Johnson, the rising coronavirus rates and about football crowds bringing forth a virus ridden apocalypse.
Since he got banned from the Current Affairs Thread, he no longer has a platform for his warped views and it must be killing him lol
zzr45
#MURDERINGSCUM
Christ, the tumbleweed must just blow through CA nowadays.
Dave needs to setup a website which tells you how many people you’ve personally murdered.
‘Been for 1 meal out, had a beer in a pub and shook hands with a friend?! 20000,0000 deaths directly attributable to YOU!’
Bluetintedspecs
Player Valuation: £6m
He's unhinged. I fear he might spontaneously combust if England win. I posted something about him in the Euros thread, but didn't engage with him, as it would only encourage the absolute loon to spout more deranged nonsense.
Goat posting gifs of the queen in response to his rants was hilarious lol
JimmyJeffers
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orly
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2020/21 - Yerry Mina
This is immediately what I thought of when I saw Messi gloating an opponent missing a pen in the Copa... I was in the stadium the night of the Copa final when Messi choked, broke down and then quit his NT over a miss. There are lots of rumours of Messi and Mina not getting along at Barca so...
Pinch of salt.... butties... I mustn't... I mustn't...
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
2020/21 - Yerry Mina
This is immediately what I thought of when I saw Messi gloating an opponent missing a pen in the Copa... I was in the stadium the night of the Copa final when Messi choked, broke down and then quit his NT over a miss. There are lots of rumours of Messi and Mina not getting along at Barca so...www.grandoldteam.com
Pinch of salt.... butties... I mustn't... I mustn't...
You must.
2020/21 - Yerry Mina
This is immediately what I thought of when I saw Messi gloating an opponent missing a pen in the Copa... I was in the stadium the night of the Copa final when Messi choked, broke down and then quit his NT over a miss. There are lots of rumours of Messi and Mina not getting along at Barca so...
Pinch of salt.... butties... I mustn't... I mustn't...
Yeah, you really must
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