The bomb shelter thread.

[john jako]

You know it’s bad out there when Dave has resorted to poppers, frazzles and scampi fries.

Yeh seeing @davek and @GrandOldTeam venture into this establishment recently has shown what a rocky summer the clubs off to. The brought chocolate pop tarts and a bottle of ouzo so they’re welcome anytime.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

You need to see all of it. He's awesome.

 

[Terrarian]

I am staying hunkered down for summer, I actually lost my head yesterday and was sat at home fuming to myself ffs.

Also how come everyone is an accountant all of a sudden, sick of seeing posters trying to do mental math gymnastics to try and prove a point when we have no clue about any of it.

Up The Toffees. Now where's me bunk.

 

[Terrarian]

You need to see all of it. He's awesome.

I hope Dierdre isn't still shagging Baldwin behind Kens back

 

[PhilM]

I hope Dierdre isn't still shagging Baldwin behind Kens back

Live feed from [insert name of Greek Island] when Dom sees we've signed Townsend to feed him assists for the upcoming season.

 

[Yarrgh]

I am staying hunkered down for summer, I actually lost my head yesterday and was sat at home fuming to myself ffs.

With what’s going on, I think that may be a very sensible approach.

Things will come to a head soon is my guess. E-sector will be burnt orange with the blood being spilled. Not going to be fun at all.

I do have a serious question though, add the vodka to the pot noodle after softening them with boiling water is the right method or not?

 

[Jebus_lives]

You need to see all of it. He's awesome.

Looks like he's mugged someone on the tram on his way into the ground.

 

[PhilM]

@GrandOldTeam what would you say to the recommendation of us setting up the Democratic Republic of the GOT Bomb Shelter?

With swelling numbers, it might be useful to be able to run the defences for own commune. You'll get a free supply of frazzles and access to the ATM as a gift.

 

[Jebus_lives]

With what’s going on, I think that may be a very sensible approach.

Things will come to a head soon is my guess. E-sector will be burnt orange with the blood being spilled. Not going to be fun at all.

I do have a serious question though, add the vodka to the pot noodle after softening them with boiling water is the right method or not?

Feels like it's nicely bubbling away. If Rondon signs it could be like throwing water on a chip pan fire.

Some worrying days ahead. Time to re-stock.

 

[PhilM]

Feels like it's nicely bubbling away. If Rondon signs it could be like throwing water on a chip pan fire.

Some worrying days ahead. Time to re-stock.

Forget about water, it'll be like dousing the room with petrol, importing a few crates of fireworks, bursting the tyres of the local fire brigade and then the water.

 

[The T-Dex]

It's always been tradition here that the core members don't really touch the Everton part of the forum. It's nice to see people learning why.

 

[chicoazul]

It's always been tradition here that the core members don't really touch the Everton part of the forum. It's nice to see people learning why.

Apart from to post utter inflammatory nonsense, to spike the angry, edgy and thick.

 

[davek]

We've got a thread here about disgraced footballers and here we have two lads in DCL and Tom having a ball and harmless
fun with fashion what is there not to like.

Nothing. Absolutley nothing.

I fully endorse Everton players experimenting with gender identity in order to deflect from how 'kin tripe they are.

 

[coollino]

Apart from to post utter inflammatory nonsense, to spike the angry, edgy and thick.

Can't be long until the US squad announcement

 

[urquattro]

You need to see all of it. He's awesome.