The bomb shelter thread.

[PaddyJames]

@PaddyJames

This is the thread

Thanks mate, where can I find the bum?

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Thanks mate, where can I find the bum?

Try the dugout...
next to Dunc.

 

[orly]

Thanks mate, where can I find the bum?

@JimmyJeffers your carriage awaits x

 

[PhilM]

Unfortunately, with the Coronavirus Passport for the match thread being moved to Current Affairs and him being banned from all Current Affairs, Agent Orange has been cut down in his prime.

Any ideas for another politically themed match day thread, so we can get him involved again ?

A thread suggesting Martinez is a Tory would light the embers.

 

[orly]

Quite cliquey this thread tbh

 

[COYBL25]

ForeverBore92 has started with his yearly pre season build up of his Villa wank fest.

Next it`ll be West Ham, when they sign someone, who he thinks is better than our entire squad put together and then moving onto Newcastle, when Ashley gives them the obligatory 30mil to spend.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

ForeverBore92 has started with his yearly pre season build up of his Villa wank fest.

Next it`ll be West Ham, when they sign someone, who he thinks is better than our entire squad put together and then moving onto Newcastle, when Ashley gives them the obligatory 30mil to spend.

Pretty certain that if you've never climaxed to Villa's transfer windows then you're not doing football right.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Pretty certain that if you've never climaxed to Villa's transfer windows then you're not doing football right.

I have learnt my lesson about climaxing to windows


The Women's Institute were LIVID.

 

[Death]

Very forsakey.

 

[BlueStevie35]

ForeverBore92 has started with his yearly pre season build up of his Villa wank fest.

Next it`ll be West Ham, when they sign someone, who he thinks is better than our entire squad put together and then moving onto Newcastle, when Ashley gives them the obligatory 30mil to spend.

I will never get why people cry about other club’s businesses. You can make all the signings in the world and look a good team on paper but it’s what you do on the pitch that ultimately counts

 

[Lord Buckethead]

I will never get why people cry about other club’s businesses. You can make all the signings in the world and look a good team on paper but it’s what you do on the pitch that ultimately counts

perhaps they think that having better footballers in your team gives you a better chance of winning games?

the fools..

 

[BlueStevie35]

perhaps they think that having better footballers in your team gives you a better chance of winning games?

But Villa had better players last season, still finished below us. It’s just not worth crying over imo

 

[COYBL25]

I will never get why people cry about other club’s businesses. You can make all the signings in the world and look a good team on paper but it’s what you do on the pitch that ultimately counts

It’s the same every season, the usual loons start howling if anyone else signs a player that they’ve got a hard on for.

 

[The T-Dex]

Hi friends. Can some explain the whole Salmon Butties thing to me? Wasn't back on at that point.

 

[Joey66]

I have learnt my lesson about climaxing to windows


The Women's Institute were LIVID.

I heard they were grasping for a pair of tweezers lol