The bomb shelter thread.

[john jako]

Oh god. CA sector infiltrated!!

The worlds longest poster him. Never seen a man multi quote as much. Massive lemon.

 

[LostLegend]

Oh god. CA sector infiltrated!!

Incredible isn't it?

Just an absolute scattergun of random COVID articles and tweets. Most of it doesn't even mean what he thinks it does.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

The worlds longest poster him. Never seen a man multi quote as much. Massive lemon.

Man in pub chat. Imagine getting stuck in the kitchen with him at a houseparty. cornered. Stuff of nightmares.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Incredible isn't it?

Just an absolute scattergun of random COVID articles and tweets. Most of it doesn't even mean what he thinks it does.

I know, I'm very disappointed a man of such obvious higher level analytical skill hasn't put together a proper systematic review of the evidence for us. Dissapointing.

 

[Death]

Am I fuming that skint Everton never bought a 37year old for £25m and £500k a week, no, I'm not. As good as he is he's 37, it won't last forever and that's a lot of coin that a club like ours could afford, if he came here, he'd soon hang his boots up lol

*censored Everton player gets you two Ronaldos

 

[Joey66]

*censored Everton player gets you two Ronaldos

Yes in our age range- how did Brands miss this bargain lol

 

[verreauxi]

I know, I'm very disappointed a man of such obvious higher level analytical skill hasn't put together a proper systematic review of the evidence for us. Dissapointing.

I'm getting T-shirts made that say, "Any choice quotes?" If you want one, you can venmo me some invermectin tablets.

 

[verreauxi]

By the way, awhile back I made a clown-vomit doo-doo pile on the GOT carpet. Seeing as no else one has attempted to counter my action I'm gonna assume my arguments stand.

 

[PaddyJames]

Why’s everyone talking about ‘book value’ what is this?

One or three posters on the transfer thread are the fella from Notting Hill asking for the new John Grisham in a world book store.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

I'm guessing randalthor is an Orly sock puppet account?

Theres no way @orly and @Moomin are missing these few days coming up but where are they? They're deffo here somewhere?

I'm guessing randalthor is a secret Orly sock-puppet/reading account..

He's about as subtle as Ronaldo's homosexuality.

 

[Death]

@carlos21

 

[carlos21]

@carlos21

Yes brother.

 

[Death]

Yes brother.

We aren't allowed talk footy in here. So with that said.

You looking forward to the game tomorrow Carlos? King of rep and derailing.

 

[Death]

Yes brother.

Would you like a pot noodle and a beer carlo?

 

[PaddyJames]

The blind stares of a million pairs of eyes.....