The bomb shelter thread.

[JimmyJeffers]

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This - genuinely brings tears to your eyes. need plenty of Harpic too.

 

[COYBL25]

Does your sphincter resemble a chewed orange after it?

Any bets when the first Moyes and West Ham comparisons get spouted? 'Aye lad, I'd have Moyes back you know and he understands us lad.',

Foreversexoffender was the biggest Moyes cheerleader and he’s right up Benitez hoop at the mo, so it may take a while for the momentum to build.

 

[COYBL25]

lollollollol

 

[JimmyJeffers]

lollollollol

The whole sketch is fairly standard and then vic reeves appears with a plastic horse for a tash.

 

[Jimishorts]

Can I come out yet? I’m here swimming in frazzles and poppers. I’m quite content for an Evertonian. Life is good.

 

[john jako]

Can you picture the scene if we lose to QPR and Norwich this week

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Can you picture the scene if we lose to QPR and Norwich this week

I will not be gloating, as I have not done all weekend.
I brings me no pleasure seeing the delicate fantasies of fellow Evertonians being crushed by the the inevitable dawning of predictable realities.

 

[Jimishorts]

Think Benitez needs to “up” his tactical game. Man cannot survive on butties alone.

 

[Yarrgh]

Can you picture the scene if we lose to QPR and Norwich this week

Put the following over the bomb shelter tannoy:

"Operation Efan Ekoku exercise commencing."

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Put the following over the bomb shelter tannoy:

"Operation Efan Ekoku exercise commencing."

"Operation flatter another £10M onto Aaron's value before we buy him"

 

[Groucho]

When is Robbie Earle going to get an OBE and finally become Robbie Earlobe?

 

[Simon Buttle]

The levels of fume on here if James turns down this move to the Middle East.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

The levels of fume on here if James turns down this move to the Middle East.

Why would he turn it down?
He gets to play football, he still gets paid, it's nice and sunny out there, it will only be until the end of the season, and he's thousands of miles away from Bullplop Benny ruining his career again.

 

[Simon Buttle]

Why would he turn it down?
He gets to play football, he still gets paid, it's nice and sunny out there, it will only be until the end of the season, and he's thousands of miles away from Bullplop Benny ruining his career again.

No idea, hopefully he won't mate so this can all be over. I just have feeling that this will end up being a weeks holiday for him and then we will be back to square one again.

 

[COYBL25]

The levels of fume on here if James turns down this move to the Middle East.

I hope there`s loads of photos of him, lounging around on beaches for a few days, playing a bit of beach volley ball, with a load of stunners, with a vape hanging out of his mouth and then an announcement that he`s decided to stay and fight for his place lol