Don't be bitter. You're better than that! ?
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The bomb shelter thread.
- Thread starter JimmyJeffers
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Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £70m
Don't you start, missus! ?
Maybe I have got being a blue all wrong. Maybe the thing I need in my life is watching Sean Dyche growl at Rondon on a windy night at Grimsby Town. If you think about it it does sound like a path to happiness.
Nooooo! I will never forget the much missed @chicoazul description of Sean Dyche. Half man, half Scotch Egg. Absolute genius! I always want us to win and do well, there's even a tiny part of me that is thinking yeah, we could do them tomorrow. I am trying to squash it though. Mostly for my own sanity!
Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £70m
Genius!
JLW
Player Valuation: £60m
The Allardyce one had me in tears
I'm actually a nice guy too.
I suppose me being an Evertonian and not wanting to see us relegated or the like makes me a bit of a problem.
Don`t worry, he`s going to be on the end biggest vaulting in the history of the forum.
He makes @Frang and @Ashtonian look sane and balanced.
That really is some achievement.
The final version. I'm taking a leaf out of @Sassy Colombian 's relentlessly optimistic mindset. We can do this!
On the twelfth day of Christmas My good friends sent to me
Twelve Gwladys roaring
Eleven fighters fighting
Ten Richys running
Nine heroes cheering
Eight Kopites crying
Seven Allan tackles
Six Big Duncs bouncing
Five golden goals
Four Keane headers
Three Klopp tantrums
Two Pickford worldies
And a glorious victory.
Don't burst my bubble.
On the twelfth day of Christmas My good friends sent to me
Twelve Gwladys roaring
Eleven fighters fighting
Ten Richys running
Nine heroes cheering
Eight Kopites crying
Seven Allan tackles
Six Big Duncs bouncing
Five golden goals
Four Keane headers
Three Klopp tantrums
Two Pickford worldies
And a glorious victory.
Don't burst my bubble.
Sassy Colombian
Member: Team PoP
What have I been missing? Whatever it is, you are fantastic with your Christmas charol composition.
Now, if Everton could only be as talented as you!
ForeverBlue92
Player Valuation: £80m
Dont worry @Spadge Vernacular I've told the boss I won't fingerblast you anymore since you went off crying about it.
If you cant take it dont give it lol ?
If you cant take it dont give it lol ?
Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £70m
I like to think that your handiwork made entertaining viewing for others to see.
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/...nesday-1st-december-20-15.113865/post-9186917
I am glad that you have reflected upon the situation as I am sure you have more productive things to do than be following my every post around, I think you'll feel better for it.
Good luck ?
ForeverBlue92
Player Valuation: £80m
