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The bomb shelter thread.
- Thread starter JimmyJeffers
- Start date
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Not on your nelly! There's gonna be blood in the Benitez thread tonight.
Ok. Can we run a hoover and mop round while it's quiet
I genuinely need a lie down after that. I'll be the one in the corner wrapped in a blanket.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
thank god for that. Been holding this in a while
Actually think you’re offside there Jimmy. That immediate explosion of relief counting for nothing despite the obvious effort.
mmmmsnouts
Player Valuation: £40m
This is how I check the results now. If there are 30 or 40 new posts after the match ends I know it went sideways.
BornBlue76
Player Valuation: £35m
Soooo... what I miss?
Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £70m
How we managed to avoid a pandemic until now is the biggest piece of luck ever.
We are a disgusting, dirty animal, and dead sexy.
Not so funny if you do that in your pants - the dreaded follow through or should that be in the oldies thread
Not so funny if you do that in your pants - the dreaded follow through or should that be in the oldies thread
That’s what happens when you’re entire diet consists of tinned tomatoes, chickpeas and cheap curry powder Joey.
Hopefully you’ll get plenty of new under crackers for Christmas and a bumper bag of air fresheners.
tommye
Player Valuation: £100m
It was white wine when I was a young man, unlike you Mr Perfect
It was white wine when I was a young man, unlike you Mr Perfect
How’s your mother in law doing Joey ?
Hope she’s improving x