The bomb shelter thread.

[Bungle]

Does she do mates rates
What’s the shelf life
If you take the bottle back do you get discount

One of the few products where if it smells past its shelf life it probably commands a greater price.

 

[JLW]

One of the few products where if it smells past its shelf life it probably commands a greater price.

Like a fine wine gets better with age

 

[Wizard]

Exactly. Can you request custom flavours. Tonight I would like the kebab and garlic sauce option. And who actually buys them!

I can think of at least one wrongun on here that would and almost certainly has. I believe he was born in 1892

 

[Toast]

I can think of at least one wrongun on here that would and almost certainly has. I believe he was born in 1892

@Methuselah ?

Bit harsh this like..

 

[Wizard]

@Methuselah ?

Bit harsh this like..

As soon as I posted it I thought someone would say that

 

[ClausThomsen]

Do you reckon he logs onto GOT on a BBC micro and accesses the Internet via a dial up modem from the 90s?

I'll stop. This ain't gonna tempt him back.

He drives down to the Post Office (Or GPO as he still calls it) and dictates his posts as an old fashioned telegram. The people behind the counter have long since given up protesting and simply get on the laptop and post it all for the sake of a quiet life.

But in all seriousness I do hope he's OK and is simply sick of Everton or GOT (or both) and taking a break.

 

[RAFUH]

Christ. With @Tubey and @chrismpw missing who is going to wind up all the feminists?




(and by feminists I mean me)

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Christ. With @Tubey and @chrismpw missing who is going to wind up all the feminists?




(and by feminists I mean me)

 

[PhilM]

I think I might an advert in the London Gazette to ask @chrismpw back as I suspect it’s probably his paper of choice.

In all seriousness, the roll call for the fallen is going to be full with some big names who’ve become martyrs.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Christ. With @Tubey and @chrismpw missing who is going to wind up all the feminists?




(and by feminists I mean me)

If you really miss them I'm sure we can identify a few candidates and give them a steer? No?

 

[verreauxi]

What flavour her farts are??

How much per fart. What technology does she use to ensure they arrive at buyer safely and still aromatic. If she's skint does she fill up on sprouts and Guinness (works for me!) to up production. Is there a price list depending on pungency?

Does she do mates rates
What’s the shelf life
If you take the bottle back do you get discount

Can’t help but think it’s a Milli Vanilli type situation and in reality it is two fat Germans farting into the containers

1. £15 each or 4 for £50
2. Joey knocked her a gadget up using old Dyson parts
3. Yes. I get a discount because I send her bags of sprouts
4. Prices do not vary per pong rate

Is there a bombshelter in this bombshelter that I can hide in?

 

[john jako]

Christ. With @Tubey and @chrismpw missing who is going to wind up all the feminists?




(and by feminists I mean me)

Can you not just dig out his IP address and in a non perverted way, find him and see if he’s ok? That’s Chris, not that bore tubey.

 

[BlueStevie35]

Is Dave alright? Seems he wants to sell all of our good and valuable players as of late

 

[tommye]

Is Dave alright? Seems he wants to sell all of our good and valuable players as of late

His head has disappeared up his own arse he's got himself so twisted over Pigman

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

The Israel apartheid state thread ?.

A litany of madness