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Even if I got Shakira home and she did that all over my bed I’d have my head between her legs all night licking up that sweet sweet jelly
*breaks out phone, hits record on camera functionIt’s happening, it’s finally happening!
<runs round naked>
It’s happening, it’s finally happening!
<runs round naked>
I am in a microbrewery, drinking a strange combination of ales and fruit based shots. You know, standard Central European Thursday evening. Was going to head home to a stream of ill repute, saw the lineups. Might just stay here and polish off the raspberry schnapps.
No, but I know a guy who will hook us up. Sorted, pal. We'll be blind before their third hits the net.Do they serve bleach ?
Top recommendation. I am probably going to regret not choosing knittingI’m going to sleep soon so I won’t be watching it. The best place to watch it is on hesagoal perfect steam everytime
I’ll have a double please!*enters shelter lugging five gallons of egg nog