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The bomb shelter thread.


This seems like an horrendous idea


I've seen stills from the programs production floating around and I'm not sure if they are intentionally making it look as hilarious as it does. I have a feeling it could backfire massively this.


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:lol: :oops:
 

What's the plans for New Years Eve in here? Poppers would appear to be appropriate. Bar open? No Everton again so nothing to dampen the mood. E sector might be bored though and meltdown just for the hell of it. Also and because I've nowhere else to post this I need to tell you something. Our Christmas crackers had NO PRESENTS in them. Schoolgirl error by me for not looking at the back of the box but who doesn't put presents in crackers? Stickers we got. Bloody stickers! Christmas Day was almost ruined due to the lack of a mood fish, a fake plastic moustache and a set of mini screwdrivers.

Feel better for that! lol lol
 
What's the plans for New Years Eve in here? Poppers would appear to be appropriate. Bar open? No Everton again so nothing to dampen the mood. E sector might be bored though and meltdown just for the hell of it. Also and because I've nowhere else to post this I need to tell you something. Our Christmas crackers had NO PRESENTS in them. Schoolgirl error by me for not looking at the back of the box but who doesn't put presents in crackers? Stickers we got. Bloody stickers! Christmas Day was almost ruined due to the lack of a mood fish, a fake plastic moustache and a set of mini screwdrivers.

Feel better for that! lol lol

Anj, I am a thousand miles away, crackers are not a tradition here and even I managed to find crackers with toys and jokes.

I got a tiny magnifying glass made of moulded plastic (standard) that will hang around a window sill for a few days then get swept into a drawer somewhere for all eternity.
 
Anj, I am a thousand miles away, crackers are not a tradition here and even I managed to find crackers with toys and jokes.

I got a tiny magnifying glass made of moulded plastic (standard) that will hang around a window sill for a few days then get swept into a drawer somewhere for all eternity.

You’re obviously paying a premium for your crackers, as mine had a miniature plastic shoe horn inside, which would only be of use for the shoes of a small child or a midget.
 
Anj, I am a thousand miles away, crackers are not a tradition here and even I managed to find crackers with toys and jokes.

I got a tiny magnifying glass made of moulded plastic (standard) that will hang around a window sill for a few days then get swept into a drawer somewhere for all eternity.
I know, epic fail on my part. I'd forgotten about the magnifying glass. Another reason to be sad. Tesco family crackers - no presents. My children, aged 28 and 24, have still not stopped taking the p. Shakes of head and tuts and comments of "Oh Mum, crackers with stickers in them" ?
 

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