The bomb shelter thread.

[Bungle]

You heard the rumour that Lampard asked Kenwright to deliver the pre match speech?

He insisted it needed to be him dressed as Mary signing "Everything's alright" from Jesus Christ Superstar at Frank dressed as Jesus.

Gomes was annoyed he couldn't play Jesus, which apparently affected his performance.

Makaton?

 

[anjelikaferrett]

If someone thinks of a ludicrous Everton viewpoint I’ll try argue it in the match thread.

There is disharmony in the squad because Lampard has told everybody that he only took the job because he had run out of things to watch on Netflix and if the new series of Peaky Blinders is any good he'll probably resign.

 

[ClausThomsen]

You heard the rumour that Lampard asked Kenwright to deliver the pre match speech?

He insisted it needed to be him dressed as Mary signing "Everything's alright" from Jesus Christ Superstar at Frank dressed as Jesus.

Gomes was annoyed he couldn't play Jesus, which apparently affected his performance.

 

[woodsyni]

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MY EYES! MY EYES!!! I was looking in here to escape the horror elsewhere!!!

 

[chicoazul]

Huge potential tonight. Easy two bannings on offer for the hearty.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Huge potential tonight. Easy two bannings on offer for the hearty.

Damn, think you got a clear answer on your Do Evertonians focus too much on LFC? question from earlier this week. Who cares if we get relegated? Hope City smash us next week. Would be a nightmare having Liverpool as champions.???

 

[Joey66]

Huge potential tonight. Easy two bannings on offer for the hearty.

Are you hearty hopper so ..

 

[bluerobert]

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Bills lost some weight?

 

[peteblue]

Stinks of urine, stale smoke and booze, good to know @peteblue is still knocking about.

I don’t smoke ffs…….I’ll give you the rest TBF……

 

[LocalNative]

Right I missed the entire game cause I was battered. Someone update me what’s happened and why is DCL the fall guy?

 

[Bluerover]

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I will have nightmares over this

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Right I missed the entire game cause I was battered. Someone update me what’s happened and why is DCL the fall guy?

Tough question. A lot to do with viagra dependency and Brexit I believe. Don’t quote me though

 

[LocalNative]

Tough question. A lot to do with viagra dependency and Brexit I believe. Don’t quote me though

Always the usual suspects

 

[LocalNative]

I also have no idea what happened in this game. The greatest joy was a lot of us couldn’t get to Southampton frlm Waterloo and looks like it’s a bullet dodged judging by the gash being spread on Twitter

 

[tim gabbott]

Gutless