The bomb shelter thread.

[JimmyJeffers]

the fathers have woke up a little less angry than they went to bed but are trying to double down on their strop to stop them feeling shame for their super outbursts last night. it is most enjoyable.

I’m still getting readings of 7.8Gy in all sectors and hear that one of the reactors in the Iwobi quadrant could blow at anytime. Current affairs is showing readings that have never before been witnessed with reports of widespread erection failure and although hairlines are receding, it appears that growth is seeping out into the eyebrow and ear areas.
Gonna settle in here for the long haul I think.

 

[COYBL25]

the fathers have woke up a little less angry than they went to bed but are trying to double down on their strop to stop them feeling shame for their super outbursts last night. it is most enjoyable.

I fear some of them still have the cocaine left, as they`re are becoming very angry at the Everton again.

Maybe their mummies refused them Sunday morning relief, due to the cocaine floppiness ?

 

[Connor]

Ventured out and I don't like what we've become.

*Hunkers down*

 

[PhilM]

I fear some of them still have the cocaine left, as they`re are becoming very angry at the Everton again.

Maybe their mummies refused them Sunday morning relief, due to the cocaine floppiness ?

Or their pool old mother, on Mother's Day, gave them Pegga Pig spaghetti hoops instead of Thomas ones and had the audacity to watch Emmerdale on ITV3.

Their pillows in the back bedroom are going to get a thrashing today.

 

[ClausThomsen]

I keep nipping out to look and there is utter devastation in the landscape.

Apparently DCL back to Championship standard, is lazy and Rico works "100 times" harder than him.

 

[degsy]

Will there be scented candles?

If there is scented candles - I'll take my chances outside.
I've survived numerous rains of cushions from the old main stand - not fussed

 

[matty1878]

That's enough about @matty1878, what about the rest of the cats?

lol

 

[cronullasharks]

I need a wee and a poo but @JimmyJeffers didn't think about installing a toilet so I apologise in advance

 

[Death]

Can we bring maxine down?

 

[COYBL25]

Can we bring maxine down?

She`ll probably need a shower and a good scrub first, that`s if she has any skin and hair left.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Can we bring maxine down?

No females allowed. The majority of posters seem to harbour ill feelings towards them so it’s probably better for them to attempt survival in the barren wastelands of the transfer thread

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Hopefully @Zatara perished mind you. I’d hate to see his radioactive zombie form

 

[Death]

She`ll probably need a shower and a good scrub first, that`s if she has any skin and hair left.

Get the jetter douche out Carlos. We are hunkering like we've never hunkered before.

 

[Efcjake]

Big Oil has boiled my head in the Iwobi thread.

Wish someone would get him into baseball ffs.

Room for one more?

 

[Efcjake]

Can we bring maxine down?

She's already 6 ft under how much lower do you want her?