JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
No I was sucked into this thread and two legends started telling me that I was a sheep, then I was a sheep and I was in the twin towers drinking covid with Bill gates
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The bomb shelter thread.
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JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Photoshop that @Jimishorts
@NathDogg
I`m getting unconfirmed reports that the Anti Ancelotti Reactionary Separatist Execution Squad ( AARSE ) are planning to storm the shelter tonight, win or lose tghe game.
The plan is to detonate @GwladysBlue over the shelter and blow the shelter and all inside to smithereens.
However our numbers are set to be reinforced, as every single person, who sits within one hundred yards of him at the match, has volunteered to form a human shield around the shelter.
All they ask in return, is that they be allowed to capture him, confiscate all of his passwords and his season ticket.
I`m getting unconfirmed reports that the Anti Ancelotti Reactionary Separatist Execution Squad ( AARSE ) are planning to storm the shelter tonight, win or lose tghe game.
The plan is to detonate @GwladysBlue over the shelter and blow the shelter and all inside to smithereens.
However our numbers are set to be reinforced, as every single person, who sits within one hundred yards of him at the match, has volunteered to form a human shield around the shelter.
All they ask in return, is that they be allowed to capture him, confiscate all of his passwords and his season ticket.
Hope you are all well prepared in here. Not long now to the 'team news' melt down.
I have high hopes that Carlo will go with the 4 Goalkeeper option just for lol's .
Stay safe folk.
I have high hopes that Carlo will go with the 4 Goalkeeper option just for lol's .
Stay safe folk.
NathDogg
Player Valuation: £50m
It could be messy, and a long night in here, but their sacrifice is for the greater good.
I carry out a perimeter patrol shortly and scatter the uneaten scampi fries across a couple of acres - should confuse their senses enough so they don't find the shelter.
Baten down the hatches people, this is not a drill.
*"Nothing can be said to be certain except death, taxes and the GOT heads exploding after the official team announcement"
*This was I believe the full version of the original Benjamin Franklin quote
Terrarian
Player Valuation: £50m
Carlos Revolutionary seasons Anti Ancelotti Reactionary Separatist Execution Squad also known as CRY AARSES, will be getting lubed up and moist now, making sure they don't lose a droplet of spittle before team selection news comes out
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Got a fresh batch of covid brewing for us to sip on whilst we’re in here.
Synchronise watches and set alarms for 20:22 when comrade Holgate is expected to pass to that capitalist pig, Son *spit, who puts a lame shot through the hands of whichever excuse for a keeper happens to be playing.
Expecting a tsunami of spittle so make sure door is watertight and we all have snorkels. I have a spare pair of speedos in case anyone forgot there’s.
Synchronise watches and set alarms for 20:22 when comrade Holgate is expected to pass to that capitalist pig, Son *spit, who puts a lame shot through the hands of whichever excuse for a keeper happens to be playing.
Expecting a tsunami of spittle so make sure door is watertight and we all have snorkels. I have a spare pair of speedos in case anyone forgot there’s.
Clean or skiddy? Asking for a friend.
Tommy.
Player Valuation: £25m
I'm a qualified PADI diver, I've also watched Kevin Costner's 2006 masterpiece The Guardian at least 20 times in the communal sitting area (we really need some new DVD's) so I'm feeling suitably inspired by Ashton Kutcher to help stem the tide in the event of a spittle breach. There's an absurd amount of Frazzles wrappers in sector 69 which I feel could be fashioned together into plugs, crisp packets are a fantastic tool when correctly utilised.
You have my snorkel.