The bomb shelter thread.

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Isn't the DCL thread utterly utterly beautiful? ? ? ?

 

[Yarrgh]

Mason Holgate going down and calling on the physio because his socks were too tight might have been Ebeptons jumping the shark.

During the Burnley game I'm now expecting the sound of the crowd and commentators to abruptly end with a needle scratch record stop and Lampard to do a fourth wall break direct to the camera and say "You might be wondering how one of the greatest midfielders of his generation got in this mess...." and a non-linear Rashomon effect tragicom to follow.

Not sure what, if any, of this didn't happen having given the West Ham game a wiiiidddddeeeeee berth.

 

[RAFUH]

Mason Holgate going down and calling on the physio because his socks were too tight might have been Ebeptons jumping the shark.

Nah - Sockgate was Sidibe completely forgetting his.

 

[Encoder]

Isn't the DCL thread utterly utterly beautiful? ? ? ?

Just caught up, its an absolute roller coaster

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Mason Holgate going down and calling on the physio because his socks were too tight might have been Ebeptons jumping the shark.

During the Burnley game I'm now expecting the sound of the crowd and commentators to abruptly end with a needle scratch record stop and Lampard to do a fourth wall break direct to the camera and say "You might be wondering how one of the greatest midfielders of his generation got in this mess...." and a non-linear Rashomon effect tragicom to follow.

Just watched this whole show in my head. It’s a modern day tragedy.

Cuts to a Danny Dyer style voice over with clips of Frank scoring blammos. ‘The good times were here and we thort they’d last forever. *slow mo shot of Frank and JT lifting the league trophy in black and white* ‘We had it all. The goals, the girls and of course... the gear! But... all good things must cam to an end as they say but they never told us it would cam to this. *cue clip of Iwobi blasting over from 2 yards out in training and Delph electrocuting himself after putting his fingers in a plug socket*

 

[chicoazul]

Isn't the DCL thread utterly utterly beautiful? ? ? ?

It’s a privilege to observe and antagonise that thread tonight. Just an absolute free for all, the hard feelings will remain behind and result in at least two bannings in the future.

 

[Nymzee]

It’s a privilege to observe and antagonise that thread tonight. Just an absolute free for all, the hard feelings will remain behind and result in at least two bannings in the future.

Nah no chance I’ll get banned. Seasoned fighter; I know when to step in and out of the ring. Like a ferret with a pocket knife.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

It’s a privilege to observe and antagonise that thread tonight. Just an absolute free for all, the hard feelings will remain behind and result in at least two bannings in the future.

A most beautiful discussion.

 

[chicoazul]

Nah no chance I’ll get banned. Seasoned fighter; I know when to step in and out of the ring. Like a ferret with a pocket knife.

If DCL scores at any point this week that thread will go off like a Ukrainian oil depot.

 

[Nymzee]

If DCL scores at any point this week that thread will go off like a Ukrainian oil depot.

Already got some banger gifs ready for his injury time winner.

 

[coollino]

What the hell is going on over there lol

 

[chicoazul]

What the hell is going on over there lol

The magic mate. The absolute magic.

 

[coollino]

The magic mate. The absolute magic.

its annoying as i try and stay off the Everton forum when it's like this, but then I miss out on all of this.

 

[chicoazul]

its annoying as i try and stay off the Everton forum when it's like this, but then I miss out on all of this.

It’s a festival of I’m angrier than you despite a quarter of the season remaining. No one really has discussed that though, it’s like we have two games left and both of them away to SpaceJam.

 

[Mr K.Dilkington]

It’s a festival of I’m angrier than you despite a quarter of the season remaining. No one really has discussed that though, it’s like we have two games left and both of them away to SpaceJam.

Are the servers strong enough to hold this place aloft when we are relegated?