The bomb shelter thread.

[cronullasharks]

Shut up lad, your breath smells of a Bootle bus seat .

Tell your ma to have a wash and i can rid myself of this rotten pilchard taste.

 

[perth_blue]

I think we've all got PBTSD - post Benitez traumatic stress disorder. I know I have lol . The adrenaline levels are dropping and motivation is hard to come by. Chill out, have some Lilt, smoke a little weed and wait until we sign and/or sell somebody. All hell will break lose, the hostility will restart and normal service will be resumed.

 

[JLW]

Big Oil just cornered me there in the other clubs transfers thread,

I could hear the music from halloween when Michael Myers is walking towards ye and you can’t get away!

I was Proper bricking it

 

[Bedfordblue]

Didn’t think this place would be nessecery with no matches for a while, the shirt sponsor thread has clearly satisfied a section of the fan base’s need for Everton orientated fume ???‍

 

[Jimishorts]

Didn’t think this place would be nessecery with no matches for a while, the shirt sponsor thread has clearly satisfied a section of the fan base’s need for Everton orientated fume ???‍

GOT gonna GOT.

 

[perth_blue]

Didn’t think this place would be nessecery with no matches for a while, the shirt sponsor thread has clearly satisfied a section of the fan base’s need for Everton orientated fume ???‍

Need a short term rental, this one needs a good clean out due to the season we just had.
I'm wading through the empty cans.

 

[cronullasharks]

Big oil is taking on anyone who even dares glance at the Richarlison thread

 

[JLW]

Big oil is taking on anyone who even dares glance at the Richarlison thread

He's not arsed one bit he will take anyone on. The more the merrier

 

[Encoder]

Big Oil la la la
Big Oil la di da da
Big Oil Strikes Again

 

[cronullasharks]

He's not arsed one bit he will take anyone on. The more the merrier

It's the internet posting equivalent of windmilling punches furiously with your eyes shut and your jaw out after a week long speed binge.

 

[nsno-chris]

 

[ClausThomsen]

Suit up, put your lead underpants on and take your iodine pills - there's a takeover rumour.

 

[MKEvertonian]

WHERES THE MEDIA VERSUS EVERTON THREAD?

 

[nsno-chris]

What’s been going on then? Any of those Benitez scabs apologise? Any fights??

I feel like I’ve missed a lot

 

[anjelikaferrett]

A takeover bid? FFS! Man the barricades, all summer leave cancelled.