The bomb shelter thread.

[Tommy.]

The Anti Lampard Faction are most certainly getting the band back together.

If you look at the posting history of quite a few of the balloons, they almost never post a thing anywhere on the forum, until we get beaten and then they go into a psychosis induced overdrive.

It`s like their sole purpose for being on the forum, is just to post non stop bile after we get beaten.

What`s even sadder, is that they aren`t bright enough to realise that, @Foreveverlickshismumout92 is egging them on, just to further his own cretinous agenda.

Bang on mate, that's the sad thing about the trolls, they're never intelligent enough to cover their own tracks.

 

[chicoazul]

I’m sad as Everton will likely win tonight but have faith that on Saturday’s big World Cup see off that the boys can leave the floppies absolutely pissing the bed for six weeks until Everton return. Most of the piss will seep through the Transfer thread via vague scouting reports and elite DOF cosplaying.

They’re lizard and by the sweet tears of baby Jesus I adore poking them with a big goad stick until the passive aggressive it oozes out.

Come on The Cherries, x 2 please.

 

[Yarrgh]

Wait, you can make a pot noodle with vodka?

Wait a second, are you suggesting that you can make a pot noodle without vodka?!?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I’m sad as Everton will likely win tonight but have faith that on Saturday’s big World Cup see off that the boys can leave the floppies absolutely pissing the bed for six weeks until Everton return. Most of the piss will seep through the Transfer thread via vague scouting reports and elite DOF cosplaying.

They’re lizard and by the sweet tears of baby Jesus I adore poking them with a big goad stick until the passive aggressive it oozes out.

Come on The Cherries, x 2 please.

UP THE EFFIN FLOPPIES!

 

[JimmyJeffers]

The Floppymen

 

[Jebus_lives]

I’m sad as Everton will likely win tonight but have faith that on Saturday’s big World Cup see off that the boys can leave the floppies absolutely pissing the bed for six weeks until Everton return. Most of the piss will seep through the Transfer thread via vague scouting reports and elite DOF cosplaying.

They’re lizard and by the sweet tears of baby Jesus I adore poking them with a big goad stick until the passive aggressive it oozes out.

Come on The Cherries, x 2 please.

The real money is watching Serbia Vs Switzerland and picking out 'hidden gems'. Hopes get raised by the transfer thread crew who generate Everton interest through sheer will. Excitement peaks as the media claim we're front runners to sign them for £8m, before they get sold to Milan for £20m after 4 weeks of chasing.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Lock the doors.

 

[chrissyjack]

Lock the doors.

Let me in first

 

[Jebus_lives]

Oh boy

 

[chrissyjack]

Lampard will be getting blamed for that deflection

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

*invests in bigger spoon and pot*

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

*invests in bigger spoon and pot*

Plenty of spoon to spare there, lad.

 

[Bedfordblue]

 

[Davidoff]

Terrific film

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Terrific film

What is it? The guy looks familiar from Boardwalk Empire or something like that.