Too hungover to be remotely bothered by another defeat.
Not too hungover to blame the fans though.
Not too hungover to blame the fans though.
The bomb shelter thread.
- Thread starter JimmyJeffers
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I'd like to book in until May please
I'll bring biscuits
I'll bring biscuits
Poisonous gas is leaking into the bomb shelter, and there's no tape to plug the gap.
*takes deep breaths
Some utter cretinous dangers out there at the moment, adults over the age of 18 most of them.
I have had a bottle of Prosecco today and I’ve had enough
I have had a bottle of Prosecco today and I’ve had enough
Chico must be in heaven. They're ripping each other apart over THE FANS in the Lsmpard thread.
Leave some for the rest of us
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Look everyone, if we ration there will be enough poisonous gas for everyone. Nobody get greedy now.
Anyone caught stockpiling will be frogmarched straight to Goodison Park and bought a season ticket. And nobody wants that so everyone behave.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
The cyanide ice pops STAY in the freezer
27 campaign thread is bubbling nicely.
It's so dark in here I lost my dentures in someone's arsehole. I think.
*exhales poisonous gas for the greater good
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Can anyone hear teeth rattling when they pass wind?
Are we on some Tory austerity policy. Why are the lights off? It's so dark the only thing I can see are Arteta's eyebrows. That's why I lost my dentures. They "just happened to" fall into someone's arsehole. I swear. I am not protesting too much. YOU ARE.
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