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The bomb shelter thread.

We need to make room, for poor old Ellis Simms too.

Judging by the reaction to his return, by some of the bed soiling fraternity in E sector, he`s going to need a safe space.
If he doesn’t score a hat trick tonight, whether he’s on the pitch or not, they’ll label him a write off. It’s brewing nicely and perfect poke and prod territory.
 

We need to make room, for poor old Ellis Simms too.

Judging by the reaction to his return, by some of the bed soiling fraternity in E sector, he`s going to need a safe space.
The Ellis simms situation is a pivotal moment for posters. How you play this one will be important for the vaults. Fence sitting is probably the safest but god that’s boring.

I may go in on the lad and say how bad he is(without actually watching him). Pick a side.
 
The Ellis simms situation is a pivotal moment for posters. How you play this one will be important for the vaults. Fence sitting is probably the safest but god that’s boring.

I may go in on the lad and say how bad he is(without actually watching him). Pick a side.

Just a lumbering giant.

Agent Orange getting in on young Ellis early.

In view of this, I have no choice but to support the lad.

#teamlumberinggiant
 
The Ellis simms situation is a pivotal moment for posters. How you play this one will be important for the vaults. Fence sitting is probably the safest but god that’s boring.

I may go in on the lad and say how bad he is(without actually watching him). Pick a side.
Go in deep and say that his xC (crossing) is below the standard we need and that his hair will cause too much drag to be the pacy man we need.

There’ll be those who agree, believe me.
 
Go in deep and say that his xC (crossing) is below the standard we need and that his hair will cause too much drag to be the pacy man we need.

There’ll be those who agree, believe me.

I'll go with my standard "I'm not sure what he's even supposed to be" having watched him for all of thirty seconds.

Then fence sit, while liking every angry cat post about him, regardless.
 


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