The bomb shelter thread.

[chrismpw]

@chrismpw Build the kitchen. In 3 days.Oak and granite. American style fridge. OK?
I sense you like the more bossy style. It brings out the best in you.?

If you prefer:*puts on short skirt and displays cleavage* Chris honey, we have a little favour to ask. Would mind doing up the kitchen? You're so good at it and I'll love you forever. Mwah xxx

The things I do for you lot.....

* runs to fetch toolbox

 

[Yarrgh]

Ffs, someone put someone in a headlock already with all this kitchen tension.

 

[Lapeno77]

Ffs, someone put someone in a headlock already with all this kitchen tension.

Pretty certain that's what got us in this mess to begin with

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Board is united, fans are disorganized and pulling in ten different directions. Only going to be one winner here.

 

[JammyP]

Board is united, fans are disorganized and pulling in ten different directions. Only going to be one winner here.

The bomb shelter bleach bar?

 

[ArtetaMoney]

 

[ilikecheese]

Do we have a voluntary isolation zone? Solitary confinement sounds lovely right now.

 

[perth_blue]

Is it just me, or did anyone else have a chuckle at the whole headlock thing.
It's so absurd hahaha

 

[wm02]

Is it just me, or did anyone else have a chuckle at the whole headlock thing.
It's so absurd hahaha

First thought was this…wisdom of a man?:

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Is it just me, or did anyone else have a chuckle at the whole headlock thing.
It's so absurd hahaha

If it has been a bit of tom foolery I salute its bonkers genius.

 

[john jako]

The benitez 3 have took over the West Ham thread and praying benitez gets the job and relegates us.

Absolute dangerous posters.

 

[COYBL25]

The benitez 3 have took over the West Ham thread and praying benitez gets the job and relegates us.

Absolute dangerous posters.

You sound surprised ?

 

[john jako]

You sound surprised ?

They seem so pleased he could be back in the prem and damage us. They are more dangerous than the Everton board.

 

[COYBL25]

They seem so pleased he could be back in the prem and damage us. They are more dangerous than the Everton board.

In fairness there’s only two of them getting involved and tbh, it’s only what we’ve come to expect from two of the forums premier bottom feeders.

 

[LostLegend]

I laughed far too hard at this one