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The bomb shelter thread.
- Thread starter JimmyJeffers
- Start date
carlos21
KING OF REP
Okay then mate.
carlos21
KING OF REP
How many game you got.
mmmmsnouts
Player Valuation: £40m
Yes... ha ha ha... yes!
www.grandoldteam.com
Next is the thread asking if you want Everton to stay in the Prem or if you want to be thrown off a cliff into a lake filled with piranhas. (I would vote Everton but it's a close call)
Staying in the Prem or Liquidation: Your view
In line with the other relegation-flavoured threads, would you take relegation, administration and eventual liquidation to end our suffering, or Premier League survival for at least another year and carry on as a zombie club? Weigh in.
Next is the thread asking if you want Everton to stay in the Prem or if you want to be thrown off a cliff into a lake filled with piranhas. (I would vote Everton but it's a close call)
perth_blue
Player Valuation: £15m
perth_blue
Player Valuation: £15m
Lump a few of these into random E sector threads.
How about this?
I’m hoping for Hasenhuttl, if only so we can get a follow up to this in @chicoazul ’s future match previews:
Make a start by showing us a goodwill gesture. That current Manager of yours, the ski chalet stalking BMX gloves wearing predator, get rid of him. He serves no purpose other than making normal kind hearted decent folk wish your entire city was razed to the ground.
If the club’s owners won’t do the right thing then take it into your own hands and storm the the dugout to hold him hostage until your demands are met. Just keep any young emotionally vulnerable females away from him please, he feeds on their souls.
If they swab test his gloves then i can guarantee Interpol are gonna hit all their annual bonuses as quick as the computer can process the sample. Buried everywhere. What a truly seedy individual bet he stinks of Jazz and not the eau du toilette stuff but the premium parfum which he slaps onto his groin after shaving them with a Stanley blade.
He [Poor language removed] reeks of be back now mate I’m just going the toilet to climb out the windows, escape your company and secure my future. With him there can be no peace.
lol
Make a start by showing us a goodwill gesture. That current Manager of yours, the ski chalet stalking BMX gloves wearing predator, get rid of him. He serves no purpose other than making normal kind hearted decent folk wish your entire city was razed to the ground.
If the club’s owners won’t do the right thing then take it into your own hands and storm the the dugout to hold him hostage until your demands are met. Just keep any young emotionally vulnerable females away from him please, he feeds on their souls.
If they swab test his gloves then i can guarantee Interpol are gonna hit all their annual bonuses as quick as the computer can process the sample. Buried everywhere. What a truly seedy individual bet he stinks of Jazz and not the eau du toilette stuff but the premium parfum which he slaps onto his groin after shaving them with a Stanley blade.
He [Poor language removed] reeks of be back now mate I’m just going the toilet to climb out the windows, escape your company and secure my future. With him there can be no peace.
Southampton v Everton - Grand Old Team
Many of the strongest feelings in football come from the gut. Rather than – perhaps more rationally – churning through the abundance of data showing how your team and players themselves are performing against others, there’s a place deep inside which senses on a scale between ecstasy and dread...
www.grandoldteam.com
lol
Look at the coffee mug I currently have in my hands reading this….I’m hoping for Hasenhuttl, if only so we can get a follow up to this in @chicoazul ’s future match previews:
Make a start by showing us a goodwill gesture. That current Manager of yours, the ski chalet stalking BMX gloves wearing predator, get rid of him. He serves no purpose other than making normal kind hearted decent folk wish your entire city was razed to the ground.
If the club’s owners won’t do the right thing then take it into your own hands and storm the the dugout to hold him hostage until your demands are met. Just keep any young emotionally vulnerable females away from him please, he feeds on their souls.
If they swab test his gloves then i can guarantee Interpol are gonna hit all their annual bonuses as quick as the computer can process the sample. Buried everywhere. What a truly seedy individual bet he stinks of Jazz and not the eau du toilette stuff but the premium parfum which he slaps onto his groin after shaving them with a Stanley blade.
He [Poor language removed] reeks of be back now mate I’m just going the toilet to climb out the windows, escape your company and secure my future. With him there can be no peace.
Southampton v Everton - Grand Old Team
Many of the strongest feelings in football come from the gut. Rather than – perhaps more rationally – churning through the abundance of data showing how your team and players themselves are performing against others, there’s a place deep inside which senses on a scale between ecstasy and dread...www.grandoldteam.com
lol
Simon Buttle
Player Valuation: £60m
I'm guessing it's that one the bluedoodler did for you mate? It looked pretty cool that I have to say.
Aye he’s a talented dude and kind one! He pops little things through my door randomly! I really love his stuff.
Tell you what I didn’t realise, he used to illustrate for WSAG. Really pleased he’s back scribbling Everton’s weirdness again.
Please synopsis.
coollino
Player Valuation: £80m
A fictional rhyme about what happens if you try to do business with people from a certain religion