The bomb shelter thread.

[Jimishorts]

Foreverspreadsheet will be very excited if we get relegated I suspect.

 

[COYBL25]

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lol

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Keane's done a job up front. I read somewhere that we would be 19th without his recent contributions. I feel safe saying this here and only here.

Michael "Ballack" Keane

 

[BlueStevie35]

I`m expecting Sunday to be Kev The Weasel`s finest hour.

He`s so desperate to be right, you can actually feel the hatred leeching out of him.

If we don`t get relegated, I`m expecting Kev, to volunteer for the Wagner Group and head out to Ukraine to give his mates a hand.

He’ll somehow find some excuse, either Bournemouth phoned it in, BFS knew it was his last game so didn’t bother getting Leeds up for it or something equally as dumb for Leicester

He’ll then go on a forum hiatus until August

 

[COYBL25]

He’ll somehow find some excuse, either Bournemouth phoned it in, BFS knew it was his last game so didn’t bother getting Leeds up for it or something equally as dumb for Leicester

He’ll then go on a forum hiatus until August

He`s off to help out his mates on the front in Ukraine next week, they`re a bit low on numbers and he needs something to take his mind off things for a while.

 

[Yarrgh]

Michael "Ballsack" Keane

Fixed

 

[chicoazul]

Majority convinced Everton draw and Leicester win Sunday so that’s the toffees down on goal difference and the biggest of all Royal Rumbles in the kingdom of E on here.

 

[verreauxi]

Majority convinced Everton draw and Leicester win Sunday so that’s the toffees down on goal difference and the biggest of all Royal Rumbles in the kingdom of E on here.

Please drop that into sector E with the confidence of a seasoned preacher who has just cashed in the tidings plate on hookers and an 8-ball in Phuket.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Keane's done a job up front. I read somewhere that we would be 19th without his recent contributions. I feel safe saying this here and only here.

The irony is that we'd also be higher up the table without his overall contributions. I reckon if you watched a compilation of conceded goals over the last two years there'd be a very high proportion of them featuring a sheepish looking Keane shortly after the ball crosses the line.

He will of course score the goal that keeps us in the PL. Assist from Prince Tom.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Majority convinced Everton draw and Leicester win Sunday so that’s the toffees down on goal difference and the biggest of all Royal Rumbles in the kingdom of E on here.

This forum will be utterly boring if we win. I'm very torn.

 

[chicoazul]

This forum will be utterly boring if we win. I'm very torn.

Everton simply must be relegated for the good ot GOT. It’s been a sixteen year journey to this beautiful moment, our destiny.

 

[john jako]

Everton simply must be relegated for the good ot GOT. It’s been a sixteen year journey to this beautiful moment, our destiny.

Even if we go stay up, we need some sort of controversy like the stadium blurring out YNWA at full time

 

[ClausThomsen]

I'd like us to avoid relegation for another season or two. The last year at Goodison to end with relegation and BMD's opening day fixture being home to someone like Rotherham would be some poetic Evertoning albeit a little on the nose.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Even if we go stay up, we need some sort of controversy like the stadium blurring out YNWA at full time

Chairman Bill doing a lap of honour

 

[anjelikaferrett]

I don't know what to do on Sunday - come in here early with a good book and my 80s playlist and hide in a quiet corner or believe we can do it, stay outside and enjoy the fresh air.