The bomb shelter thread.

[chicoazul]

E sector stinks of piss.

The Calvert-Lewin, Gnoto, Chermiti, and Ekitike appear to be the culprits.

Big fan of how Azul managed to rip half the forum in his match thread too.

Conclusive proof no one reads them.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

20 mins till raspagedden

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I don’t want to see anyone without goggles

 

[JLW]

20 mins till raspagedden

As soon as Maupay is on the teamsheet the season begins

 

[JLW]

 

[chrissyjack]

Operation “ Meltdown “ In the match thread , already

 

[Moomin]

Frazzles, lilt and poppers procured.

Beanbags and scattered cushions arranged.

Now it's just a waiting game.

I sent this message to my Everton groups earlier that they would start.

I'm paying for my sins now.

 

[Bedfordblue]

The time is nearly upon us, put down the lilt, light the incense, join hands and pray that Keane doesn’t put one through his own net and should we somehow manage to create a goal scoring opportunity or two, Maupey manages to not miss.
40mins or so until the peace of summer is shattered.

 

[wm02]

Just saw that starting XI:

 

[Efcjake]

That team sheet was like watching the tidal waves pull away from the shore, if Fulham score first there is a tsunami of fume bottled in from the summer coming.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

tsunami of fume

 

[LostLegend]

I've set up a deluxe room within the shelter for the more discerning Evertonian.
It has 2 slop buckets, running water and the matrass only has 2 unidentifiable stains on it.

Bookings are now available for the Neil Maupay suite, first come first serve.

 

[LostLegend]

 

[Billy Dean]

Hi everyone

 

[chrissyjack]

lol