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The Bus
- Thread starter IrishBlue2022
- Start date
Just wondering @Littlesue , did you have to work a week in hand ?
I’ve had a think @Littlesue, genuine… a money maker for us both to set us up for retirement… I will Personally offer to be the driver of our new genre .. Fake Bus.
We’d put these fake taxis out of business in weeks. PM if interested xx
We’d put these fake taxis out of business in weeks. PM if interested xx
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £60m
There's also something known as the 'Bang Bus' where a strapping young lad such as yourself could make a mint!
We'll just need to rebrand you as something else... How does 'The Midnight Welsh Cowboy' sound?
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £70m
Used to take the bus to school, bus 5 it was at our school. Sixth formers and invited hard and rough kids (not me) near to the back.
The roughest kids at our school came from either Blacon or Runcorn, but neither were on my bus. One particular bully came from Ellesmere Port - he was on our bus. It was a double decker.
I used to sit top deck front row if possible as it's ace to have the big windows right in front of you.
There were a few hot girls on the bus, and when they'd get off, all the lads would be ogling them through the windows as they walked off. Charlie (Charlotte) was the hottest one, long blonde hair, skinny, sizeable breasts for a mid-teen, knew she was being ogled every day and loved it. Late 30s now and rough as a bear's arse. Funny how that works out.
As would always be the case too, there were also a few so-called 'losers' on the bus (not me), plus one kid that had a hearing aid as he was hard of hearing (also not me).
One of the 'losers', unfortunately for him, got off at a stop where he was the only one to exit the bus, and the Ellesmere Port bully took it upon himself to make his life hell. Yoghurts, pieces of fruit, empty bottles, you name it he was lobbing it out of the top deck window almost every day at this poor kid that got off the bus. Pure hatred for no reason at all.
All of a sudden one day we get on and all of the windows have been bolted shut, a proper health and safety risk that would obviously never come to pass in this day and age. The look on his face when he realised his days of terrorising the unfortunate fella were over.
I mostly just played snake on my Nokia 3210.
The roughest kids at our school came from either Blacon or Runcorn, but neither were on my bus. One particular bully came from Ellesmere Port - he was on our bus. It was a double decker.
I used to sit top deck front row if possible as it's ace to have the big windows right in front of you.
There were a few hot girls on the bus, and when they'd get off, all the lads would be ogling them through the windows as they walked off. Charlie (Charlotte) was the hottest one, long blonde hair, skinny, sizeable breasts for a mid-teen, knew she was being ogled every day and loved it. Late 30s now and rough as a bear's arse. Funny how that works out.
As would always be the case too, there were also a few so-called 'losers' on the bus (not me), plus one kid that had a hearing aid as he was hard of hearing (also not me).
One of the 'losers', unfortunately for him, got off at a stop where he was the only one to exit the bus, and the Ellesmere Port bully took it upon himself to make his life hell. Yoghurts, pieces of fruit, empty bottles, you name it he was lobbing it out of the top deck window almost every day at this poor kid that got off the bus. Pure hatred for no reason at all.
All of a sudden one day we get on and all of the windows have been bolted shut, a proper health and safety risk that would obviously never come to pass in this day and age. The look on his face when he realised his days of terrorising the unfortunate fella were over.
I mostly just played snake on my Nokia 3210.
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
Spare a thought for the drivers.
The bus companies can't recruit, cos it's to much hassle for most drivers .
Recently a bus I was on ,the driver snapped and just shouted at the kids at the back of the bus.
Can't blame them.
The bus companies can't recruit, cos it's to much hassle for most drivers .
Recently a bus I was on ,the driver snapped and just shouted at the kids at the back of the bus.
Can't blame them.
Ralphie Boy
Player Valuation: £8m
Royal Signals so had an expectation that someone would do everything for me!Were you an infanteer mate? Artillery?
PhilEFC
Player Valuation: £35m
I was RE mate, same here!Royal Signals so had an expectation that someone would do everything for me!
BullensRoad
Player Valuation: £30m
The one about people being a failure in life if they don't have a car?
Shocked by this perspective tbh.
14 ‘jobs’ a day sue .. you must have a right arm like Popeye