DuuuncanHadaPigeon
Player Valuation: £10m
I am not ITK just a simple hex slut. What I can say is that I have observed his followers hang off his every post and thread with almost undying adulation, each of them trying to show how funny and edgey they are to the lord chico in the pathetic hope he likes one of their posts. When he does I imagine they print it off and put it into one of their many smelly ringbinders for future vinegar strokes.
Chico is often funny, but I will never become a chico lemming and walk myself off the ledge into the pit of ringbinders. I will not strive to be some derivative of chico, I am @DuuuncanHadaPigeon , the hex slut.