The Dead Thread

[tommye]

Not wearing a seat belt either then? Wonder what they are going to find in her blood...

Spawn of Satan if the car park pass is anything to go by

 

[tommye]

A bad day ... from the photos someone's sprayed black all over the side too.

Bloody women ffs

 

[The binman chronicles]

I've got the CCTV from next door, I walked across the back of the van after getting something out the side about 25 seconds before she smashes into it.

That's some scary shizz. Bet you'll be parking the van in front of lampposts/ other cars from now on for blocking protection.

 

[tommye]

That's some scary shizz. Bet you'll be parking the van in front of lampposts/ other cars from now on for blocking protection.

Was due a new one in 3 wks anyway. Ffs.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Was due a new one in 3 wks anyway. Ffs.

I meant for your legs more than the van! A passing car whilst getting stuff out would send a chill down my spine. That said you would have to be incredibly unlucky to be shunted twice.

 

[marnie]

My work van.
Bird has just ploughed through the back of it while it was parked up.
Shunted it into a lamppost too. Squashed abaaar 2ft shorter than it was.


Ffs.


RIP little friend. You've been a good van

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Hope you gave her the finger mate...... Oh erm xxx

 

[Tramps_mate]

I've got the CCTV from next door, I walked across the back of the van after getting something out the side about 25 seconds before she smashes into it.

Covered then.. As long as you are ok!

Insurance claim for loss of earnings too..

 

[tommye]

I meant for your legs more than the van! A passing car whilst getting stuff out would send a chill down my spine. That said you would have to be incredibly unlucky to be shunted twice.

I've always used the side doors on vans, always fully aware of what's coming towards me and squeeze in as tight as possible. There's nowt as stupid as people.

 

[bcblue1878]

My work van.
Bird has just ploughed through the back of it while it was parked up.
Shunted it into a lamppost too. Squashed abaaar 2ft shorter than it was.


Ffs.


RIP little friend. You've been a good van

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, you ain’t having much luck at the moment! Thank christ you weren’t in it at the time!
Question is, how did that bumper in the third picture manage to wrap itself around the lamp post like that?

 

[Alan Whittle]

Covered then.. As long as you are ok!

Insurance claim for loss of earnings too..

I read that too quickly as “Insurance claim for loss of earrings”.
Something you need to tell us @tommye ?

 

[tommye]

Question is, how did that bumper in the third picture manage to wrap itself around the lamp post like that?

Shunted me forward into it ffs.

 

[summerisle]

Sad news, she was great in Drop the Dead Donkey.s

Haydn Gwynne: Drop the Dead Donkey and The Windsors star dies aged 66

Dame Helen Mirren leads the tributes to "a delight as a person and a consummate dedicated actress".

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[chrismpw]

Sad news, she was great in Drop the Dead Donkey.s

Haydn Gwynne: Drop the Dead Donkey and The Windsors star dies aged 66

Dame Helen Mirren leads the tributes to "a delight as a person and a consummate dedicated actress".

www.bbc.co.uk

Also very good in the Windsors. RIP

 

[arch stanton]

Sad news, she was great in Drop the Dead Donkey.s

Haydn Gwynne: Drop the Dead Donkey and The Windsors star dies aged 66

Dame Helen Mirren leads the tributes to "a delight as a person and a consummate dedicated actress".

www.bbc.co.uk

how sad, I agree she was great in a great programme

 

[Shevin Keedy]

She has been taken to hospital with her face a bit mashed and bloody if anyone's arsed.

I hate kopites as much as anyone but violence is never the answer mate.