Pootsy
Player Valuation: £20m
A funny story in my life or a story that turned funny was the first dog my family had growing up, Topsy, a daschund. She was 15, obese and her liver faiking. She started fitting just before Christmas but my Mum wanted her round for Christmas so the date of 27th Dec was set.
On the way to the vets on judgement day, the Christmas No1 was playing. East17 Stay another day. Now skip past the private moment and go ahead 6-7 years. I’m with my new girlfriend Christmas shopping when Stay another Day cones on the tannoy. Cue my eyes beginning to sweat. I made an excuse and pissed off outsode to regain composure. My GF noticing someting was wrong came out to enquire where I had to go through the while story.
She pissed herself laughing. Not at the dog but at the link to Stay Another Day and the irony of it. Well I liked her humour. Gotl had game. So I married her.
Still can’t listen to that song.
On the way to the vets on judgement day, the Christmas No1 was playing. East17 Stay another day. Now skip past the private moment and go ahead 6-7 years. I’m with my new girlfriend Christmas shopping when Stay another Day cones on the tannoy. Cue my eyes beginning to sweat. I made an excuse and pissed off outsode to regain composure. My GF noticing someting was wrong came out to enquire where I had to go through the while story.
She pissed herself laughing. Not at the dog but at the link to Stay Another Day and the irony of it. Well I liked her humour. Gotl had game. So I married her.
Still can’t listen to that song.