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The drunk thread

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chicoazul

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Post when you're wrecked in here.

I'll be honest, I've been on the go for over 14 hours now and I can barely see the screen. This is where I'm meant to mispell and tell you all that I love you to prove the point.

Highlight of the night: threatening to knock out the DJ for scowling at me clearly fuming when he started to play **** music while the match was on. Tit. Beer!
 
If only you'd started this thread 2 hours earlier I'd have been all over it like a tramp on chips. As it is, I'm just feeling the effects of last night. There's a conga in my colon, so to speak. Ugh. *dies
 

Surprisingly don't feel too bad today. Had to wake up to get heartburn tablets like.

Also got a text off my mate in a huff saying he's upset as I punched him too hard.

A fun day awaits.
 
Last time I was drunk, last week (I know too long) I ended up running down a street in Leeds City Centre with my trousers around my ankles pressing my balls up against taxi windows. Then I went into a small building site and stole a barrier and walked it precisely 1.2 miles and up three flights of staires and left it blocking my mates flatmate in her room.

What a [Poor language removed].
 
Last night I started a rumour in the pub about these 3 fat people having a threesome and it ended up with them having a huge argument with some woman and I definitely heard divorce mentioned. Mission accomplished.

I'll get back to this thread is about 12 hours and see what I managed tonight.
 

EFCNIK said:
Last time I was drunk, last week (I know too long) I ended up running down a street in Leeds City Centre with my trousers around my ankles pressing my balls up against taxi windows. Then I went into a small building site and stole a barrier and walked it precisely 1.2 miles and up three flights of staires and left it blocking my mates flatmate in her room.

What a [Poor language removed].
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I wish I was your mate so I cud go out with you
 
Not gonna lie lids am rotten here. On the brandys's in Crosby (is crosby wool) dya kno wot I love EFC and any kopite who gives u sh1te is a bad meff and ill cut him down to size. Were Everton and we'll be Everton forever. Love u all u boss blues. Lpool fans r ugly and their players r 2 (kuyt, spearing, suarez, carroll and that teenage mutant ninja skrtel). Man City r tramps and another thing Chico is a bad meff
 
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Cena_is_an_Evertonian said:
Not gonna lie lids am rotten here. On the brandys's in Crosby (is crosby wool) dya kno wot I love EFC and any kopite who gives u sh1te is a bad meff and ill cut him down to size. Were Everton and we'll be Everton forever. Love u all u boss blues. Lpool fans r ugly and their players r 2 (kuyt, spearing, suarez, carroll and that teenage mutant ninja skrtel). Man City r tramps and another thing Chico is a bad meff
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I wish I was your mate so I could go out with you too...

Did you cut any kopites down to size?
 

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