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The drunk thread

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I think around july you make catch me in here around 6am in the morning with tears in my eyes.
 
Cena_is_an_Evertonian said:
Not gonna lie lids am rotten here. On the brandys's in Crosby (is crosby wool) dya kno wot I love EFC and any kopite who gives u sh1te is a bad meff and ill cut him down to size. Were Everton and we'll be Everton forever. Love u all u boss blues. Lpool fans r ugly and their players r 2 (kuyt, spearing, suarez, carroll and that teenage mutant ninja skrtel). Man City r tramps and another thing Chico is a bad meff
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This is the kind of alcohol soaked rambling I'm looking for in this thread. I'll be making my contribution at some point.
 
chicoazul said:
Post when you're wrecked in here.

I'll be honest, I've been on the go for over 14 hours now and I can barely see the screen. This is where I'm meant to mispell and tell you all that I love you to prove the point.

Highlight of the night: threatening to knock out the DJ for scowling at me clearly fuming when he started to play **** music while the match was on. Tit. Beer!
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So, Couple of questions
1. Am I going to get into a fight if I go drinking with you in Birkenhead?
2. Are you hard enough to protect me?
 

It's like a zombie town when it goes off, meffy smackheads all over the show lining up to take a bite out of you. Don't ever have a fight in Birkenhead lidz. On the plus side, Wirral girls are better at giving out than their scouse counterparts.

I'd probably prefer to live on the Wirral being honest.
 
chicoazul said:
It's like a zombie town when it goes off, meffy smackheads all over the show lining up to take a bite out of you. Don't ever have a fight in Birkenhead lidz. On the plus side, Wirral girls are better at giving out than their scouse counterparts.

I'd probably prefer to live on the Wirral being honest.
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Oxton's nice. but there are a disproportionate amount of bellends in B'head.
 
chicoazul said:
It's like a zombie town when it goes off, meffy smackheads all over the show lining up to take a bite out of you. Don't ever have a fight in Birkenhead lidz. On the plus side, Wirral girls are better at giving out than their scouse counterparts.

I'd probably prefer to live on the Wirral being honest.
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Never a truer word spoken chico! And there 10 years behind!
 
drunk loads! as allways!

went to bed and thought of an idea! total crap idea but just had to get back up and pm got!

i feel dirty now!
 

EFCNIK said:
I wish I was your mate so I could go out with you too...

Did you cut any kopites down to size?
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If u come out wiv me wouldn't end up lookin like an asbo lid. And methophorically, yes kopites cut down to size aots.

On the wirral/birkenhead matter, its like going through the twilight zone when u go through the tunnels. Wirral is a just a very weird Liverpool. Am more of a fan of Sefton over this side. North Merseyside is ace
 
had a shabite day i work padefc is well on the way to oblivionyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
Not usually one for drinking with work tomorrow, but have 8 pint sixe cans of budweiser with me and planning to sink through them :P
 

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