The drunk thread

[deipnosophist]

I drink two glasses of red wine a night usually...very good for my blood pressure

 

[Seathestars]

I drink two glasses of red wine a night usually...very good for my blood pressure

I like a nice Beaujolais, relaxes the parts.

 

[SerenityNigh]

 

[Donald Twain]

 

[Kiwi]

 

[Donald Twain]

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Yearly night out

1. I apologise for obscene amount of cash I'll spend
2. I apologise for growing old disgracefully
3. I don't apologise for asking Laplanders to marry me

 

[john jako]

Not drunk yet lads but it's me first night out in 6 weeks since the baby was born. Not going to ease into it, just need to fight it hard and hope for the best. Wish me luck.

 

[thebluenosebolt]

Wifes working till ten. Grabbed 2 bottles of Kumala (eternal) merlot. It's the only time of the week where wine and loud music prevail...sod the neighbours...
Best night of the week for me..till it comes home..all angry and "lairy like"....." lady like" my ass, She is a monster !!

 

[DualityNSNO]

Not drunk yet lads but it's me first night out in 6 weeks since the baby was born. Not going to ease into it, just need to fight it hard and hope for the best. Wish me luck.

Hopefully you're not around central Glasgow then... lol

 

[Durham Toffee]

I'm planning on opening a bottle of Black Stump when the bairn is asleep in an hour or so.

I'll see you in here about 9pm

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Not drunk yet lads but it's me first night out in 6 weeks since the baby was born. Not going to ease into it, just need to fight it hard and hope for the best. Wish me luck.

Congrats lid and enjoy! Take no prisoners...

 

[COYB]

not today but yesterday been in hozzy all day.
was bevvied with mate both decided to clibm this tall tree
he falls breaks bone in back, cant walk, pissin through a tube
got told if he tries an walks will be in wheelchair rest of life,

ffs, maybe best staying sober

 

[Durham Toffee]

Not drunk yet lads but it's me first night out in 6 weeks since the baby was born. Not going to ease into it, just need to fight it hard and hope for the best. Wish me luck.

Have 8 pints for me.

Then really start drinking

 

[thebluenosebolt]

I'm planning on opening a bottle of Black Stump when the bairn is asleep in an hour or so.

I'll see you in here about 9pm

It gets better mate ??, well...they grow up and leave the nest....only to come back again crying like like bitches when they're dream bird/ lad kicks em into touch. I love fatherhood. Actually no one ever looks at the fathers side on the grand scheme of things..were nappy changers, taxi drivers, rocks to cling to...phat wallets...and they still have the cheek to say "i'll make my own mistakes" whilst in the mean time robbing the very pennies in your pocket....

Time for another bottle