AggieToffee
Player Valuation: £1m
should note that I am so smashed, I am debating whether to skip sleep and wait up for the united game....probably a bad idea since we will lose 0-1 in the last five minutes.
The drunk thread
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Ouch, Im a mess.
TheFinnFan
Finners
fingers into throath mate.
Did you finger lad?
EFCNIK
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I can't bring myself to do it. All I can taste is jagermeister.
Just saw Hibbo do some silky skill. Must be still smashed.
TheFinnFan
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EFCNIK
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Hahaha 'eat some salt'. Love u Finn ffs.
TheFinnFan
Finners
I'm almost there already.
Off out when I've finished watching this shower. Drowning my c*nting sorrows with tequila and sh*tty lager.
KOFF SUNDAY.
Off out when I've finished watching this shower. Drowning my c*nting sorrows with tequila and sh*tty lager.
KOFF SUNDAY.
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Haha. ENJOY a well deserved draw.
No finger but a funny story.
Went back to my mates hotel as he said he had a couple of beers in his bag but hadnt gone to the room yet and the guy he was sharing with was in it already. He thought he was in room 24 so I opened the door and there was a girl topless in bed asleep.
My mate put his head round as well and we then shut the door. My mate looked at me and said 'I saw her nipple'
It really tickled me and i couldnt stop laughing, you know the sort of laughing where it hurts and you can hardly breathe. I suppose you had to be there really.
Went back to my mates hotel as he said he had a couple of beers in his bag but hadnt gone to the room yet and the guy he was sharing with was in it already. He thought he was in room 24 so I opened the door and there was a girl topless in bed asleep.
My mate put his head round as well and we then shut the door. My mate looked at me and said 'I saw her nipple'
It really tickled me and i couldnt stop laughing, you know the sort of laughing where it hurts and you can hardly breathe. I suppose you had to be there really.
You beasts. One of the other lads wasn't filming it through the window was he?
Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
Working in Dublib this week, bit pissed
. Barmaid has lovely green eyes.
Ta for listening
. Barmaid has lovely green eyes.
Ta for listening
ToffeeBlueNose
Player Valuation: £30m
drunk last night think i bought a player for 25mil on footy manager who i have never heard of. haven't ben to look yet blown my transfer budget on him ffs
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