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The drunk thread

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Well in Bluejock.

Wasn't gonna go out tonight coz I got work tommorow and rinsed my account on Weds night but me and me my mate are meeting down the pub in a sec for a quick one. I just know we're gonna have 1 pint and be like LETS GO OUT FFS and I dont want to. But I know it's gonna happen.
 
EFCNIK said:
Well in Bluejock.

Wasn't gonna go out tonight coz I got work tommorow and rinsed my account on Weds night but me and me my mate are meeting down the pub in a sec for a quick one. I just know we're gonna have 1 pint and be like LETS GO OUT FFS and I dont want to. But I know it's gonna happen.
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A real player would be able to go out and get chicks to buy him drinks...
 

johnnydawg68 said:
Do you have a skill you can win bets on? Chat up a bird and bet her a drink you can do x. It has to be something she thinks you can't do.
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Ha my confidence with chatting up girls was shot like a year ago. I'm terrified ffs. I'll have to come up with some sort of routine.
 
EFCNIK said:
Ha my confidence with chatting up girls was shot like a year ago. I'm terrified ffs. I'll have to come up with some sort of routine.
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Of FFS. You are EFCNIK! You can do anything. Actually going out and not getting too drunk is an advantage. Their inhibitions are down and you're sharp as a tack. Like shooting fish in a barrel my friend.

Tell you what. Go out tonight and tell yourself you're going to talk to every good looking bird in the joint. Even if it's just a smile and a "cheers". Your goal is not to pick anyone up. Tell yourself you're going to talk to as many girls as possible, but you are NOT going home with one. You're not even going to ask for a number. There is no pressure to actually DO something other than talk. You are just going to approach everyone you see with a smile and hello. You will NOT engage more than 10 minutes without walking away with a "I have to get back to my mates, but it was nice to meet you".
 

johnnydawg68 said:
Of FFS. You are EFCNIK! You can do anything. Actually going out and not getting too drunk is an advantage. Their inhibitions are down and you're sharp as a tack. Like shooting fish in a barrel my friend.

Tell you what. Go out tonight and tell yourself you're going to talk to every good looking bird in the joint. Even if it's just a smile and a "cheers". Your goal is not to pick anyone up. Tell yourself you're going to talk to as many girls as possible, but you are NOT going home with one. You're not even going to ask for a number. There is no pressure to actually DO something other than talk. You are just going to approach everyone you see with a smile and hello. You will NOT engage more than 10 minutes without walking away with a "I have to get back to my mates, but it was nice to meet you".
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*goes weak at the knees
 

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