Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
The drunk thread
- Thread starter chicoazul
- Start date
- Status
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
good night out at the clarbeston road beer and cider festival (hardly a festival but who cares). caught up with me old best mate, seems as if i'm playing in the premier pool league on tuesday :S sadly my mum was an embarassment as usual, saying her best friend is probably not at the event because she's recieving anal, and then going on to kiss her boyfriend's face off. was definately time to leave and go home and come on GOT 
andym78
Player Valuation: £30m
You've got 3 choices mate:
1. Go back to sleep
2. Get back on it
3. Eat and drink **** all day while watching films/box sets
andym78
Player Valuation: £30m
good night out at the clarbeston road beer and cider festival (hardly a festival but who cares). caught up with me old best mate, seems as if i'm playing in the premier pool league on tuesday :S sadly my mum was an embarassment as usual, saying her best friend is probably not at the event because she's recieving anal, and then going on to kiss her boyfriend's face off. was definately time to leave and go home and come on GOT
What's yer mars best friend's number?
Elong
The fire rises
Option 3 is me at the moment, just had a fantastic fry up eggs bacon sausages hash browns the works mate, going to chuck some dvds on and lay around in my boxers all day, not even arsed.
And did you recommend Vimco? We don't get it here, I bet it's the tits too FFS.
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
have no idea, but her name is carmella ffs, never heard that name before in my life. shes about 45 ish, short stumpy and has a dyke haircut
...all i can give you is her house number
...but i can't be arsed to go and check which number it is
Seems to be a theme for you lately. Don't give up, mate! When it rains, it pours etc...
Elong
The fire rises
Still a bit seedy this morning FFS. Yeah turning to drink probably isn't the best answer, but for a short time it's great haha.
ok so im now a bit drunk ... well not really but had a few and its now like 2.17 am and ive been up since 6.30 am...... 2 days off work now though.... necked 11 cans of carling tonight as i am in a ****ty mood and would like to sell mrs kurt in a feckin gypsy auction or let mo farah and his half pirates take her away....anyways 1 more beer before bed . goodnight lads ....
Elong
The fire rises
Is right Kurt lad, women are tits basically.
Men get up in the morning and crack on with the day, dealing with any obstacle as it comes along.
Woman create obstacles to fulfill their day and then become arsey when you tell them to sort it out themselves ffs.
Elong
The fire rises
Haha I love it, I'll remember that one. So true. You're always the bad guy with women too, no matter what!
- Status