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The Dyche Out Chant

Would you?


  • Total voters
    68
Dyche Dyche baby
Dyche Dyche, baby
All right stop, collaborate and listen
Dyche is back with a striker invention
Something, grabs a hold of me tightly
Flows like a Woany daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Picks his nose and eats his crow
To the extreme he sweats like a vandal
Farts on stage and eats birthday candles
Dances to Rush, reads Mills and Boon
Goes to Glasto to sing a tune
Deadly when he ignores Chermiti
Anything less than the best is Dwighty
Love it or leave it, Young shows the way
He bloody hates youth and the kids don't play
And if theres a problem, he can't solve it
So [Poor language removed] theough the door that's revolving
Dyche Dyche baby
Kopite Dyche, Dyche baby
Dyche Dyche, baby
He's ginger Dyche Dyche baby

My romantic passionate song I like to sing about Dyche every single day.

I did send the lyrics to Vanilla Ice just before Chrismtas to see if he'd do a remix for me, but he hasn't responded YET
 

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