The Dyche Out Chant

[maccavennie]

Dyche Dyche baby
Dyche Dyche, baby
All right stop, collaborate and listen
Dyche is back with a striker invention
Something, grabs a hold of me tightly
Flows like a Woany daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Picks his nose and eats his crow
To the extreme he sweats like a vandal
Farts on stage and eats birthday candles
Dances to Rush, reads Mills and Boon
Goes to Glasto to sing a tune
Deadly when he ignores Chermiti
Anything less than the best is Dwighty
Love it or leave it, Young shows the way
He bloody hates youth and the kids don't play
And if theres a problem, he can't solve it
So sod off through the door that's revolving
Dyche Dyche baby
Kopite Dyche, Dyche baby
Dyche Dyche, baby
He's ginger Dyche Dyche baby

My romantic passionate song I like to sing about Dyche every single day.

I did send the lyrics to Vanilla Ice just before Chrismtas to see if he'd do a remix for me, but he hasn't responded YET

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I did send the lyrics to Vanilla Ice just before Chrismtas to see if he'd do a remix for me, but he hasn't responded YET

I’m in a WhatsApp group with him and Snow. I’ll stick it in the chat.

 

[maccavennie]

I’m in a WhatsApp group with him and Snow. I’ll stick it in the chat.

Thanks Jimmy, tell him I don't want any royalties for my troubles. I just want him to endorse my new caravan non slip slippers if he doesn't mind.

 

[Marius57]

14 people so far have declared they're going to chant at their computer / tablet / phone for Dyche to be sacked.

Take a bow...

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I boo at the screen during every match I can’t attend. Got to recreate the match going experience as best as possible

 

[matty1878]

It's miraculous at this basket case of a club: minus £67M spend and last season he got us through two points deductions to run up 48 points with a load of tat.

the bottom 3 last season was why we stayed up

other than saints you can’t call it now

his managerial record is a disgrace

and your happy with that?

setting up all records of being that bad?

all hail the messiah

goodison deserves to see us winning games

dyche is throwing them in the bin

 

[matty1878]

Thanks Jimmy, tell him I don't want any royalties for my troubles. I just want him to endorse my new caravan non slip slippers if he doesn't mind.

wyf

 

[supertoffee98]

As much as he is infuriating us all I don't think chanting Dyche out will do any good. He's not going so we need to focus on positive chants

To the tune of Bob the Builder

Sean Mark Dyche, can he fix us
Sean Mark Dyche, yes he can

Sean and Ian Woan, and Seamus too
Armando Broja in Royal Blue

Sean and the gang have so much fun
Score from set pieces, to get the job done

*crowd gets louder*

Sean Mark Dyche, can he fix us
Sean Mark Dyche, yes he CAN

 

[davek]

the bottom 3 last season was why we stayed up

other than saints you can’t call it now

his managerial record is a disgrace

and your happy with that?

setting up all records of being that bad?

all hail the messiah

goodison deserves to see us winning games

dyche is throwing them in the bin

If TFG get shut of Dyche my heat would be in my mouth wondering what inexperienced manager they'll bring in to use the same, by and large, garbage players to keep us up.

I think all of you lot who want Dyche out believe that he'll be gone very easily if more points are lost in the next game - or outside that the next two games.

I dont think that'll be the case AT ALL.

It's wishful thinking.

So get ready to be disappointed...hopefully initially by an Everton win tomorrow.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

So get ready to be disappointed...hopefully initially by an Everton win tomorrow.

Nobody here wants Everton to lose...except you against Liverpool's rivals.

 

[davek]

Nobody here wants Everton to lose...except you against Liverpool's rivals.

There'll be much wailing and gnashing of teeth on here tomorrow if we get a result at Bournemouth.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

There'll be much wailing and gnashing of teeth on here tomorrow if we get a result at Bournemouth.

That's not the same as wanting them to lose, which you have wanted on multiple occasions this season.

 

[chicoazul]

Thread Karens, yes we’re laughing at YOU.

 

[matty1878]

If TFG get shut of Dyche my heat would be in my mouth wondering what inexperienced manager they'll bring in to use the same, by and large, garbage players to keep us up.

I think all of you lot who want Dyche out believe that he'll be gone very easily if more points are lost in the next game - or outside that the next two games.

I dont think that'll be the case AT ALL.

It's wishful thinking.

So get ready to be disappointed...hopefully initially by an Everton win tomorrow.

why would any fan want everton to lose?

don’t say “so people can say dyche out”

he’s made his own job tenible all himself

i mean coming from someone who said he hates liverpool more then he loves everton

wake up dave this mans a disgrace and your tapped for thinking anything else


stop it

 

[Dario Terracotta]

“Put little Dychey in,in out,in out,he spins it all about,he does the little Dychey twister makes his Mrs grin,that’s what it’s all about”,this occurs after a nights sesh with Woaney and Stoney finishing with a curry,what a lucky lady

 

[Goat]

If TFG get shut of Dyche my heat would be in my mouth wondering what inexperienced manager they'll bring in to use the same, by and large, garbage players to keep us up.

I think all of you lot who want Dyche out believe that he'll be gone very easily if more points are lost in the next game - or outside that the next two games.

I dont think that'll be the case AT ALL.

It's wishful thinking.

So get ready to be disappointed...hopefully initially by an Everton win tomorrow.

I am sadly at the point in which I pray we get beat 6-0 just for internet bants.