The Dyche Slap

[DuncanPatterson]

Don’t be a minge call the Tories out

I almost posted a photo of ol' maggie dearest but then remembered where I was...

 

[matty1878]

do we even know is it’s true?

so douche has slapped patterson?

 

[kenada_blue]

Leaked video

 

[Charlie Sweet]

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Can you people all please report to the Nathan Patterson thread

There's not been a hate-filled post on there for at least the past 35 seconds

Very odd. Literally the guy can do no wrong in your book. It's almost as if you're being paid for this.

 

[DuncanPatterson]

Very odd. Literally the guy can do no wrong in your book. It's almost as if you're being paid for this.

I've openly said that Patterson's had some very average performances

The same as every one of our players. It's a pretty average team as would be expected given how badly the whole club has been mismanaged for so long now

You on the other hand take every single opportunity to malign him and have been called out for it on multiple occasions by masses of people

 

[Charlie Sweet]

I've openly said that Patterson's had some very average performances

The same as every one of our players. It's a pretty average team as would be expected given how badly the whole club has been mismanaged for so long now

You on the other hand take every single opportunity to malign him and have been called out for it on multiple occasions by masses of people

Nonsense I think he's a decent lad that needs game time one way or another. He should have gone out on loan clearly. This incident with dyche isn't helping anyone though.

 

[Swartzy]

do we even know is it’s true?

so douche has slapped patterson?

Oh it's definitely true. Patto had ordered XG for Breakfast - Lunch and Dinner...

 

[Toffeepot]

Someone at Everton was definitely due a slap because the xS is high this season

 

[Vintage]

My theory is that Dyche got possessed by the ghost of davek, Derek Acorah style

 

[Furey1878]

If I was the Everton manager, players would be getting chinned on a regular basis so I for one admire the Baldy Brexiteer's restraint...

 

[Joey66]

 

[Timbucktoo]

Our favourite sports correspondent trying to stir the pot. I imagine the team, like this forum, will be split.

So was General Brexit in the right for slapping the living Sundays out of a young, defenceless 20 year old.

Or was he wrong

This has turned into a sequel to the headlock. It was either a bit of horse play that got blown out of all proportion, or a young lad getting battered while trying to have his evening meal.