The fate of Frank's girlfriend

[Deleted member 38674]

not yet mate … its still raw.

It shouldn't be, bearing in mind the humid summer we've had and the rate at which decomposition generally sets in.

 

[john jako]

The mods need to get involved and threaten a ban unless he tells the story.

 

[COYBL25]

Would you like me to tell the story in a sensitive manner to save you the heartache?

I’d rather you told it mate and with pictures too if poss.

 

[Bungle]

I’d rather you told it mate and with pictures too if poss.

@Frank. is sadly stifling my creativity, I don't feel he has given my feelings enough consideration in all of this.

 

[COYBL25]

@Frank. is sadly stifling my creativity, I don't feel he has given my feelings enough consideration in all of this.

You sound surprised.

This is a man who is currently wearing the skin of his ex missus.

The truth needs to be told, so the poor girls family can finally find some peace.

 

[Nymzee]

Would you like me to tell the story in a sensitive manner to save you the heartache?

He’s already bagged a date with a new bird so it can’t be that bloody raw

 

[Bungle]

He’s already bagged a date with a new bird so it can’t be that bloody raw

That's a very good point.

@Frank. We've begun the 48hr countdown and the story shall be told on Friday afternoon to lead us into the weekend.

 

[COYBL25]

He’s already bagged a date with a new bird so it can’t be that bloody raw

And here she is

 

[Nymzee]

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And here she is

Zat’s ex?

 

[Frang]

put it to a vote … and the vote needs to get 95% for it to be aired on here

 

[The binman chronicles]

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And here she is

Ting tong? No way she is leaving Mr Dudwey for Frank.

 

[Yarrgh]

The dark moor lit only by the pale moonlight saw the grim figure stumble away from the shallow grave. The inhuman eyes staring at his hands, the blood red obscured by the soil, no one would ever guess at his terrible deed. He got back to his HGV and called one of his foul cronies to come to his aid because he was still learning to drive and his truckstop nurse victim had only took him one way on his journey to murder.

I'll tell them she left me and it's too raw if they ask. But no one asked. Ever. But on a cold night when Everton have had a hammering you may hear the memory of that once vibrant living soul in the posts on GOT when you see the words, "For God's sake Frank, no!"

 

[Frang]

The dark moor lit only by the pale moonlight saw the grim figure stumble away from the shallow grave. The inhuman eyes staring at his hands, the blood red obscured by the soil, no one would ever guess at his terrible deed. He got back to his HGV and called one of his foul cronies to come to his aid because he was still learning to drive and his truckstop nurse victim had only took him one way on his journey to murder.

I'll tell them she left me and it's too raw if they ask. But no one asked. Ever. But on a cold night when Everton have had a hammering you may hear the memory of that once vibrant living soul in the posts on GOT when you see the words, "For God's sake Frank, no!"

much better than the actual story.

you've just killed it off now ...its DONE

 

[Yarrgh]

much better than the actual story.

you've just killed it off now ...its DONE

I take that as official confirmation for @Bungle to write the story. Let the forum decide!

 

[Bungle]

put it to a vote … and the vote needs to get 95% for it to be aired on here

We're not starting another thread for this poll Frank, all those that feel the story should be told respond below.

I'll start - YES