Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
I think he probably chose to ignore your advice after you got mugged off by a little Chinese fella and then bottled it again when he turned up for round 2 with his husband. Utterly shameful stuff.
Who even says they got punched in the heart? Imagine describing each fight you've had, he punched me right in the Clavicle and followed up with a knee to the Thoracic Spine before roundhousing me right in the Mandible.