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Got hips like a man so the shaving gear is hardly surprising
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £60m
What about this little Italian beauty?
I think she’s a sports presenter over there. There’s nothing more sexy than a bird who not only loves footy, but knows her stuff as well!
Molto bella!
I think she’s a sports presenter over there. There’s nothing more sexy than a bird who not only loves footy, but knows her stuff as well!
Molto bella!
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SuperTimCahill
Player Valuation: £25m
What about this little Italian beauty?
I think she’s a sports presenter over there. There’s nothing more sexy than a bird who not only loves footy, but knows her stuff as well!
Molto bella!
What a specimen!
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £60m
Imagine that! On match day in the Serie A you get this stunning little Italian fireball presenting your games.
Meanwhile in the EPL, we get stuck with knobs like Ian Wright and Gary Nevillle, and sometimes Leon Osman for Everton matches!
FFS Leon, at least show us some skin mate...
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Ian Wright over this wench any dayImagine that! On match day in the Serie A you get this stunning little Italian fireball presenting your games.
Meanwhile in the EPL, we get stuck with knobs like Ian Wright and Gary Nevillle, and sometimes Leon Osman for Everton matches!
FFS Leon, at least show us some skin mate...
SuperTimCahill
Player Valuation: £25m
Imagine that! On match day in the Serie A you get this stunning little Italian fireball presenting your games.
Meanwhile in the EPL, we get stuck with knobs like Ian Wright and Gary Nevillle, and sometimes Leon Osman for Everton matches!
FFS Leon, at least show us some skin mate...
Anything is better than that big-nosed prick Thompson. Forgot his first name, but I'll never forget his ridiculous mug lol
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £60m
Awwww c’mon Sue… You know that Ian Wright has about as much personality as a wet dish cloth!Ian Wright over this wench any day
Italian girls on the other hand! il mio amore! If they’re not throwing plates of pasta at your head in hot blooded fits of passion, they’re destroying your bedroom!
And here’s another bellissima Italian girl, just to drive my point home…
More fat on a butchers pencil, if you gonna go Italian
Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £70m
Curves in all the right places!
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £60m
Well of course! 89 and still going strong.
Did you ever watch the bloopers for 'Grumpier Old Men' with Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau?
Walter tried every trick in the book to swoon Sophia. He tried to make look it like he was being the comic relief, but you could just see he was trying his absolute hardiest to impress her! lol
Lol, will have to look on YouTube
What about this little Italian beauty?
I think she’s a sports presenter over there. There’s nothing more sexy than a bird who not only loves footy, but knows her stuff as well!
Molto bella!
Come off it!
Her name is basically some Brit spelling 'Juicy Melons' in a way he thinks Italians would do it.
GIUSI MELONI!!! MAMA MIA!!!!!!!
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £60m
I always liked her until recently I heard that she has a bit of a nasty streak in her...
Back when this South Park episode aired, old J-Lo was not, and I mean NOT impressed!
She was busy in the midst of filming some movie at the time it aired, and the very next day she walked onto the set and passed by some of the movie crew... Grips, gaffers, best boys etc... And they all started singing: 'Taco's, taco's, taco's, burrito's!'
She apparently flew off the handle and demanded that they all get binned from the movie. Something like 10 blokes lost their job that day.