Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

[Paris]

Very wholesome.

 

[magicjuan]

Orla Melissa Sloan. The young lady harassing and blackmailing* checks notes... Ben Chilwell, Mason Mount, and Billy Gilmour.

I wonder what dirt she may have had on them. :/

That she's actually a plumber from Gillingham called Stan

 

[Nymzee]

That she's actually a plumber from Gillingham called Stan

She can tend to my pipes whenever she wants

 

[Nymzee]

 

[magicjuan]

All the trades here tonight, this one's laying cables

 

[degsy]

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Must've been a decent curry to do that damage

 

[Rita_Poon]

Must've been a decent curry to do that damage

A nice day to
fart again

?

 

[MrPerfectNot]

A nice day to
fart again

?

Hey little fister, shotgun

?

 

[Tommy Chong]

Yer filthy b.strds should all be in church on Sunday morning, repeating for yer sinful ways!

But anyway...

 

[Tommy Chong]

Yer filthy b.strds should all be in church on Sunday morning, repeating for yer sinful ways!

*Lol... 'Repenting' NOT 'repeating', FFS! Bloody autocorrect.

 

[Tommy Chong]

And another one for the music enthusiasts:

 

[Milk]

Worth watching the Womens T20 World Cup …



England’s Lauren Bell





NZ Amelia Kerr

 

[Micky_T]

 

[MrPerfectNot]

She seems really nervous about going in the water. Hope someone helps her.

 

[magicjuan]

She seems really nervous about going in the water. Hope someone helps her.

Could twang that thing her arse is eating and catapult her into the sea