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Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

Hey we still watch porn.
That's real women, though...

Would you change your tune if you realised that 90% of the blokes behind fake AI generated pic's of hot birds probably look something like this:
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Sweaty, greasy and more than likely surrounded by a plethora of used wank socks! 🫢
 

Anyway...
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Oh, and if anyone needs some basic instructions on how to perform CPR:

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Bout time we brought in a quicker CPR method, time is of the essence man and that doesn't appear to be working. I'm thinking of a forced induction system, that acts like a pump would get much more air into the lungs. Of course people don't carry around with them a plunger so It's going to take someone brave enough to test it out with whatever they have to hand.

If one of them is there struggling for life, I will step up to the plate to take one for the team. 🤪
 

Can't believe that's a question. If your face doesn't resemble a glazed donut after you're done then it was never worth it, whatever "it" was.

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Exactly mate. You pay £50, £100 or £200 to subscribe to her service to get a bunch of pics and videos, then it takes you, say what, about 1–5 minutes, and then 'Voilà!', you're 'finished'.

And afterwards, you're just sitting there, in your own filth, debased, disgusted, and going:
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Then the startling realisation hits you: You could have saved all that money and rubbed one out for free. 🤷‍♂️
 

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