Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

[Yarrgh]

Straightener?

Be careful. He's the forum's John Wick.

 

[Yarrgh]

Need wraparound sunglasses. Extra dark or mirrored. You gotta do what you gotta do.

 

[-Rob-]

She may have that blonde barbie doll look going on but she's kinda cute.

 

[-Rob-]

 

[Nymzee]

Can I request some hot blasian women.

 

[-Rob-]

Can I request some hot blasian women.

Yes, feel free to request it

 

[-Rob-]

#blasian

 

[-Rob-]

My guilty pleasure

 

[Nymzee]

My guilty pleasure

Ex-Love Island?

 

[-Rob-]

Ex-Love Island?

Yeah. Dumped a mate of mine so she could go on the show.

 

[Nymzee]

Yeah. Dumped a mate of mine so she could go on the show.

Then she got effed off by that Geordie. Karma.

 

[-Rob-]

Then she got effed off by that Geordie. Karma.

She's earning a fortune as an instagram influencer and dating a £20k a year footballer so she's not done too bad for herself.

 

[-Rob-]

She's earning a fortune as an instagram influencer and dating a £20k a year footballer so she's not done too bad for herself.

*week

 

[Tipp blue]

Not sure how this will go down with the English people here, but I wouldn't mind giving your future queen a full Irish.

 

[Yarrgh]

Not sure how this will go down with the English people here, but I wouldn't mind giving your future queen a full Irish.
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Sorry. Brexit means she'll have to make do with an English baldy chinless wonder. You should have got in last year.