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AmericasToffee
Player Valuation: £40m
If I ever (consensually) got hold of her I don't think I could let go. Probably a good thing I won't have to worry about it happening
Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
I've got to say as i lie in bed waiting to die of a plague instead of with Mary Kate and Ashley it makes me think that if there is indeed a God, i reallly don't like him.
Much prefer their sister Elizabeth
Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
She's absolutely beautiful but just fell short in the face of potential twincest.
Loves a good side boob does Liz.
Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
Well to be fair it's only a perverted opinion because you are picturing octipi in her orifices while she giggles.
Anyway the Japanese. Great bunch of girls.
shagpuss
Player Valuation: £8m
I remember arriving at Tokyo airport and looking around at all the muff: both quality and quantity. A truly wonderful country for a young perve like myself.
Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
I've only been with a couple but they were both natural down below, think it might still be the culture there but i haven't been so i don't know.
Anyway i don't mind it natural but its not my preference. But once I'd explained that l wanted them to be smooth and bare like an oven ready chicken they were more than happy to oblige.
Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
Lived over there for a few years. My experience was mostly hairy. But they're so lovely it didn't matter.
You get yourself over there. Lovely country and people. And women are just fantastic. Loads of great (and filthy) MILFs too!
I'd love to go. If only because it everything just looks so completely different and, well, weird compared to Uk.
Isn't it expensive?
How do you usually meet girls there?
DrEFC
Player Valuation: £40m
She already did loads of nude shots though?