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We've all done worse. I know I have. Several times.

I actually went home with a bouncer I met on the door of a bar in Wolves. She was a lovely and funny Jamaican woman with cute smile and the build of a middle weight. She was shy at first but then she hit her stride and absolutely destroyed me, I'm still not sure exactly what happened in the hours between two and dawn, I was thrown in more positions than Tom Davies over a season and my body was broken but it was very enjoyable.
 
We've all done worse. I know I have. Several times.

I actually went home with a bouncer I met on the door of a bar in Wolves. She was a lovely and funny Jamaican woman with cute smile and the build of a middle weight. She was shy at first but then she hit her stride and absolutely destroyed me, I'm still not sure exactly what happened in the hours between two and dawn, I was thrown in more positions than Tom Davies over a season and my body was broken but it was very enjoyable.

Ooooh Jamaica

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