Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £70m
With Aunties like that whos needs [insert preference].
With Aunties like that whos needs [uncles].
How are you doing today.Good grief.
Who is that?
My cleaner.Good grief.
Who is that?
Good grief.
Who is that?
what beautiful bosoms...God they are really fabulous bosoms.Dr Norks
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Here you go mate.Keep sending those pics of the Emmerdale girls please.