Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

[TommyDavo]

@Diogenes the Cynic easy for you to laugh that crap keeps me up at night! I'm going to have to make the worst porn film in the world now by popping round her house disguised as a builder wearing something like this (see below), saying I've seen your risque photos and I just had to come over. I'll ask her to lead me to her bedroom before moving her to one side and tack down the offensive floor covering. Soon as I'm done I leave with a smile and wink 'that was amazing Gail'.

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2 big hammers and no nail to knock in

 

[tommye]

@Diogenes the Cynic easy for you to laugh that crap keeps me up at night! I'm going to have to make the worst porn film in the world now by popping round her house disguised as a builder wearing something like this (see below), saying I've seen your risque photos and I just had to come over. I'll ask her to lead me to her bedroom before moving her to one side and tack down the offensive floor covering. Soon as I'm done I leave with a smile and wink 'that was amazing Gail'.

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How did you get that picture of me?

 

[Socrates]

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Gail Emms

Is she going to reprise the Yootha Joyce role in a remake of George and Mildred?

If so, she's dedicated to her craft.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

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Remember Christina Model (Lucci) though?

She was boss when she first came onto the scene. She didn't get better with age though, sadly.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Ireland Baldwin

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Nicole Scherzinger

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Drew Barrymore

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Winona Ryder

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Sydney Sweeney

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Baby Spice

 

[-Rob-]

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Baby Spice

Not her finest photo but oh yes, yes, yes to Emma Bunton

 

[BNJ1878]

Sherilyn Fenn.

The reason most teenage boys watched Twin Peaks.

 

[degsy]

Sherilyn Fenn.

The reason most teenage boys watched Twin Peaks.

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And, tbh, all teenage men, lets face it when it comes to fit birds we're All teenagers...probs abar 14 and 3/4s

 

[tonyhorne]

@Diogenes the Cynic easy for you to laugh that crap keeps me up at night! I'm going to have to make the worst porn film in the world now by popping round her house disguised as a builder wearing something like this (see below), saying I've seen your risque photos and I just had to come over. I'll ask her to lead me to her bedroom before moving her to one side and tack down the offensive floor covering. Soon as I'm done I leave with a smile and wink 'that was amazing Gail'.

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I can't be sure about some of the people pictured in this thread, but that is deffo a bloke ...

 

[magicjuan]

I can't be sure about some of the people pictured in this thread, but that is deffo a bloke ...

You have to squint, really hard